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plarbofan12 2025 年 11 月 14 日 下午 7:45 
this girl ate only purple go-gurt for 10 years of her life and this is what happened.

Slurp on my ‘gurt.

Cause you know its purp.

Put me in the dirt.

Put me in a shirt.
Horton Smells My Shit 2025 年 11 月 14 日 下午 7:39 
The who-said-what-who-does-that, yeah, the
Scuttlebutt!

Well, I was flying over land and sea
An ear to the ground
Then I came flying here for you to see
And hear what I found
Remember the swamp?
Remember my song in the swamp?
When I was like
Womp chicka womp womp chicka womp woooomp

I remember

Well, ever since
The what's his name
The guy with the hair and the shirt

The prince?

Yeah, the prince has been dropping hints
He wants to
You know when humans dress
All nice like they're penguins
Throw rice for the pigeons
They're tryin' to blow up the pigeons
But those are just urban legends
I know a lot of really fat pigeons

Will you just listen
Sebastian, I got the
Scuttlebutt

Hurry up!

You'll be like "what?
When I drop that scuttlebutt
Okay, now huddle up, buttercup
From the women who wash all the clothes
To the hunter who arrows the bows
The chatter all over the palace
Is that your Prince Eric is gonna propose

What?

To somebody nobody knows
They're saying he suddenly chose
chickenjesus 2024 年 11 月 28 日 上午 11:51 
this man, found, completely gamer, in the street!!!
[HTT☆] battra 2023 年 1 月 25 日 下午 1:13 
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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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the kani 2021 年 12 月 20 日 下午 2:12 
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