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demoeted 2022 年 3 月 13 日 下午 6:37 
"I will touch you." - Professional Toucher 3/13/2022
CrustySockPuppet 2022 年 2 月 3 日 下午 10:05 
"I am pro-prostitution." - A pimp named Zach, 2022
CrustySockPuppet 2021 年 10 月 20 日 上午 8:36 
+rep :candyman:
CrustySockPuppet 2020 年 11 月 18 日 上午 9:23 
"Lots of fat ladies in this secret military bunker." - jif, 2020
CrustySockPuppet 2020 年 2 月 8 日 下午 4:25 
"I'm so disappointed in Ariana Ferrari right now." Ariana Zackari, 2020
CrustySockPuppet 2020 年 2 月 2 日 下午 2:16 
"This guy is like if you met a really nice nazi." baby peepee haver, 2020
CrustySockPuppet 2020 年 1 月 1 日 下午 8:40 
"what if jesus pissed himself when he was crucified" - Baby Wiener Haver, 2019 2020
CrustySockPuppet 2019 年 8 月 1 日 下午 9:41 
The DPUH is now pronounced Doopie
CrustySockPuppet 2019 年 3 月 9 日 下午 3:10 
"I love black market underground doctors."
CyberZach, 2066
Deman065 2019 年 1 月 19 日 上午 11:22 
"Plastic Explosives are fun, its literally clay that explodes"
-Zach Rodriguez
CrustySockPuppet 2018 年 12 月 19 日 下午 7:47 
"That poor man, it looks like you're sucking him off"
-Zach Efron
Deman065 2018 年 11 月 20 日 上午 1:49 
"I forgot the memory part"
-Hermaeus Zach
CrustySockPuppet 2018 年 10 月 26 日 下午 7:00 
"Get ♥♥♥♥♥♥, dead person!"
-DoomZach, 2018
JarOfJif 2018 年 8 月 31 日 上午 1:44 
shovelware queens
burgerblock 2018 年 8 月 30 日 下午 10:41 
what is your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ background
Deman065 2018 年 7 月 15 日 上午 5:01 
"Straighten up and fly right, ya know ♥♥♥♥ ME GOOD"
-Zack, 2102
Deman065 2018 年 7 月 10 日 下午 6:03 
"Hitler has some pretty good artwork dude"
-Adolf Zachler, 1943
CrustySockPuppet 2018 年 7 月 6 日 下午 7:03 
"Aww, ♥♥♥♥, I fell. I have to kill myself."
Zach Guy, 2
CrustySockPuppet 2018 年 6 月 26 日 上午 1:17 
"Why are you judging my pronunciation of child porn?"
Zach Prime, 20
Deman065 2018 年 6 月 23 日 下午 8:55 
"God i want this kid to be dead"
-Zach Bebop, 2071
CrustySockPuppet 2018 年 6 月 22 日 下午 8:02 
"That's an asian with a ♥♥♥♥♥ haircut."
Zach "Cereal Monster", 2022
CrustySockPuppet 2018 年 6 月 22 日 下午 7:47 
"I should play the horse ♥♥♥♥ guy and do it."
Z-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, 2021
CrustySockPuppet 2018 年 6 月 22 日 上午 12:39 
"Thanks for sharing your friends."
Z-boi's mum, 2020
CrustySockPuppet 2018 年 6 月 21 日 下午 9:07 
"Bugs are also sexist."
Z-boi, 2019
CrustySockPuppet 2018 年 6 月 21 日 下午 9:03 
"Ok, here's the thing, I think the sun is sexist."
Z-boi, 2018
demoeted 2018 年 6 月 15 日 下午 7:24 
"I'm enjoying you"
-Zachenberg
Deman065 2018 年 6 月 13 日 下午 11:05 
"You know... there's a lot of polish people in poland"
-Z, 2286
Deman065 2018 年 5 月 24 日 下午 7:33 
"I'm literally being gang raped by ghouls"
-Zach Tenno, 2018
Deman065 2018 年 5 月 16 日 下午 7:08 
"Cause i heard you screaming and that's my mating call"
-Zach Kakyoin, 2018
CrustySockPuppet 2018 年 5 月 13 日 下午 1:23 
"I want the horse ♥♥♥♥ now."
-Zach "Definitely Furry" Wolfe, 2018
CrustySockPuppet 2018 年 5 月 11 日 下午 10:11 
"...but I didn't want the horse ♥♥♥♥ at the time."
-Zach "Furry" Wolfe, 2018
Deman065 2018 年 5 月 8 日 下午 8:46 
"You THICC ♥♥♥♥"
-Zach, 2018
demoeted 2018 年 5 月 8 日 下午 8:31 
"I hear loud black people"
-Zach 2018
Deman065 2018 年 5 月 8 日 下午 8:01 
https://imgur.com/bBDjVu8
-Zach, 2018
CrustySockPuppet 2018 年 5 月 8 日 下午 3:23 
"Ok, so you''re a fat ♥♥♥♥, right?"
-Zach, 2018
CrustySockPuppet 2018 年 5 月 7 日 下午 9:21 
"Also he[Kanye West] looks like a brown potato."
-Zach for President, 2020
CrustySockPuppet 2018 年 3 月 30 日 下午 8:50 
"Iceberg lettuce is literally crack cocaine."
-Zach, 2018
Deman065 2018 年 3 月 27 日 下午 7:47 
"i like junk though"
-Zach 2018
Deman065 2018 年 3 月 14 日 下午 4:41 
"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AFRICANS"
-Zach 2018
Deman065 2018 年 3 月 14 日 下午 4:30 
"they sometimes whine but if you kick it it stops"
-Zach 2018
Deman065 2017 年 6 月 10 日 下午 10:46 
"Once i get into her"
-Zach 2017
JarOfJif 2017 年 4 月 13 日 下午 5:30 
in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Nubs Parrot 2017 年 4 月 13 日 下午 4:24 
wheres pay day 3?
Nubs Parrot 2017 年 4 月 13 日 上午 12:14 
-rep can't stealth hoxton breakout don't bother with this guy
burgerblock 2017 年 4 月 7 日 下午 10:30 
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burgerblock 2016 年 12 月 13 日 下午 12:35 
gary now I know
i was wrong
i messed up and now you're gone
GARY IM SORRY THAT I NEGLECTED YOU
OH I NEVER EXPECTED YOU TO RUN AWAY
and leave me
feeling this empty
your meow right now would sound like music to me
please come home cause i miss you gary
gary come home
(gary come hoooome)
gary come home
(gary come hoooome)
gary cant you see
i was blind
i'll do anything to change your mind
MORE THAN A PET YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND
TOO COOL TO FORGET
COME BACK CAUSE WE ARE FAMILY
and forgive me for making you wanna roam
and now my heart is beating like the saddest metronome
somewhere i hope you're reading
my latest 3 word poem
gary come home
(gary come hoooome)
gary come home
(gary come hoooome)
gary come home
(gary come hoooome)
gary come home
(gary come hoooome)
GARY WONT YOU COME HOMEEE
Friesenberg 2016 年 11 月 2 日 下午 12:46 
This is my home now
AriZona Green Tea 34 Oz Drinker 2016 年 11 月 2 日 下午 12:45 
what the hell
Friesenberg 2016 年 11 月 2 日 下午 12:40 
The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don’t just mean the one you just lost :). It’s a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some ♥♥♥♥ that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don’t get all mopey on me. You’ve got skill. You’ve got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards…
Friesenberg 2016 年 11 月 2 日 下午 12:40 
slow claps steps out of the shadows Heh… not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It’s not bad. A good first attempt. It’s plenty dank… I can tell it’s got some thought behind it… lots of quotable material… But memeing isn’t all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You’re skilled… that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - they’re out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme. And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it’s “tryhard,” or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit.