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Steve: A white male ubermensch who conquers nature and carves it into his own dominion. He builds beautiful structures and ingenious redstone technology.
Zombies: Represent the bugman. Slow, stupid, and outnumber Steve by 100 to 1. They have no ulterior motives beyond consumption.
Creepers: Represent muslims. Not only do they blow themselves up but they are also green which is a color strongly associated with Islam.
Enderman: A tall black man who steals ♥♥♥♥ and can't swim
Villagers: Big nosed merchants who live in the desert and have their hands constantly rubbed together
Notch saw that Sweden was getting cucked and made Minecraft in collaboration with Pewdiepie in an effort to redpill the Aryan youth
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Standing before me is generic dudebro caricature with a sports team cap and "The guy that beat you up that one time behind the school in early October" shirt just standing over the guffawing.
"Excuse me sir... you may disparage my person if you wish, but it is untoward to swear in front of a lady."
"As you wish..."
I quickly swing my cane into his kneecap before he can react, he bellows and charges forwards. I expertly sidestep him and the cashier screams as he crashes into the counter. I draw my sword-cane and mutter a quiet oath as I drive it deep into his back.
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"No thanks milady, It's single player only. Besides..." I sheath my sword.
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