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Today is Friday in California

Do the Mario! 🌟 Swing your arms 💪 from side to side 🙌 Come on 🌬 it's time to go 🏃 Do the Mario! 🌟 Take one step 👢 and then again 👢 Let's do the Mario! 🌟 all together now 💯 You've got it! 👌 It's the Mario! 🌟 Do the Mario! 🌟 Swing your arms 💪 from side to side 🙌 Come on 🌬 it's time to go 🏃 Do the Mario! 🌟 Take one step 👢 and then again 👢 Let's do the Mario! 🌟 all together now 💯 Come on now 🌬 just like that 🍆

I sexually Identify as an Sangheili. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over Earth in a CCS-class battlecruiser dropping hot sticky loads of plasma on disgusting humans. People say to me that a person being a Sangheili is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon split my jaw in half, unhinging my mandible, adding another bone to my leg, and add scales to my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Val 'Amhuka” and respect my right to kill humans from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a Sangheiliphobe and need to check your reclaimer privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

+ rep, thanks : )

+ rep, quick and easy trade.