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║██║"Revlis"
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╚══╝ lol ipod ?
just like bread with butter & ketchup mmmm!
I thought red would have felt warmer in summer but I didn't think about the equator.
You are wearing them, and they are touching your skin. And now its uncomfortable.
you start to feel itchy all over yourself you must scratch everywhere now!
Hi, I'm actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from such films as "You're reading this in my voice", "You are now swallowing, breathing and blinking manually", "Uncross your legs and realise there is no comfortable spot in your mouth for your tongue, it just sits there awkwardly", "Did you forget that your jaw has weight, forcing you to manually hold it closed", "You're producing saliva too", "Your body is itching in at least one place", "You now realise you need to go to the toilet", "You haven't cleared your throat for a while" did i mention every-time you swallow your ears click. "Go put a toothpick under your big toenail - Kick a wall as hard as you can."
everyone else has died of dreaming to reach 99 but died at 67...
person 2: You Mean Mighty M-or-F'in Power Rangers
THE ONLY BAD WORKOUT
is the one that didn't happen.
⬇ Free fallin' ⬇
⬇ Yeah, I'm free ⬇
⬇ Free fallin' ⬇
I want you to know I’m in favour of self-mutilation and personal disfigurement.
I’ve always said there’s nothing like puncturing and perforating your skin in a dozen or so places in order to demonstrate your high self-esteem.
When i see a young man decorating his scalp
with a soldering iron i say: there’s a happy guy, thinks highly of himself.