a soulfully intimidating comment that forces you to open your dantian seas

i will write a funnier comment in 5 years

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旅は果てなく続き
獲物は魂を守り
狩人は真実を狩る
時に探すだけの鎮魂歌
真実は一つ
仕事だ　キャサリン！
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give me your secrets

you absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥, you have no idea what it even means to main something. Ultimate players don't even know what it means to practice for ♥♥♥♥♥ sake, they just want to play over and over and think once they can beat their friends they're "competitive". You don't know what it means to grind, to drive an hour to someone's house you met 2 weeks ago at a local to play with 3 other people for 5 hours, playing the same match over, and over, and over, and over. None of that exists for ultimate kids, they just go online and think they're "training". You don't know the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ word. The BEST part of melees execution barrier is keeping mouthbreathers like you far away from any sort of ego about being good, because you will get beat down so hard, so fast, for so long by the time you scrounge up a win in your round one pool you'll have enough experience to write a book on the game.