WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best of your life. TIC T

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Hey, sorry i saw your profile picture and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that:)) its really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I dont know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitche making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really im shy so i dont go out much haha you should add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

Really, if you get down to it, Robbie is actually a big proponent of full automated luxury Communism. He's trying to educate the population of the joys of being lazy and taking charge of your life, meanwhile Scandinavian socdems invade his town trying to pass off "hard labor" as something fun. Robbie correctly sees this as indoctrination into the capitalist system, and tries to get rid of Sportacus as revenge for his killing of Rosa Luxembourg. In the midst of all this, we have Stephanie, the poster child for modern, Liberal identity politics, most notably Feminism. There's also the fact that the town itself is called "Lazy Town", but the acknowledge that with Sportacus, nobody is lazy. What's really happening is that Sportacus' propaganda goes against human nature.

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