Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

I tried to watch a Vtuber. At first it was fine, it made for entertain background noise; there were no subs, so i just rolled with the audio. But as it continued, something felt off. She kept saying the same thing again, and again. It went from every now and then, to every second. ever. second. The same 3 words left her mouth, maybe it was more, but it felt like only three. The music kept repeating the same 3 notes over, and over. 1 hour had passed, nothing changed. The only thing that kept me going was the voice; a little laugh, or comment would sound nice, and i kept going. She exploited my weaknesses. Drawing me into her forced Stockholm syndrome; she knew i had nothing. The black looked deep into me, alone, afraid, in exchange for sanity, she gave me fleeting moment's of joy. I don't know how long it went on; Eventually i turned it off. Those 6 sounds still burned into my soul. Echoes of horror one can never leave, like the endless void of space... So yeah, uh. 5/10, kinda neat.

I'm telling you, this dude is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely $hit on these kids" and then he bunny hopped out the door, if you think you're good at fps games then you've probably never played against this dude before, because he's just that good.

Added because we're in the same D2 clan :)

Cheater cheater pumpkin eater!

You cheated not only the game, but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad that you don't know the difference.