Highly Nonexistent 最近的评测

Racist as ♥♥♥♥

The game is great, it's very fun.

Giving it a bad review because these AI narrators suck ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass. If you pay even an ounce of attention to them, you'll notice how terribly they inflect and pronounce the team names and their dialogue lines. Sometimes they say a sentence too quickly and without pauses, other times they don't know how to even say certain words properly (aka ka-boom), and so many puns regarding the teams fall flat because there's no emphasis in anything.
I was hoping that the AI voices would have remained in beta. Before I paid attention to them, I was like "Wow!! They got voice actors to record all these lines? That's so much effort!! How awesome that they did that". Now it just feels really really cheap and dumb.

Crypt of the Necrodancer is a game that you should definitely play if you like both roguelikes and rhythm based games.
To play this game you only need four keys: up, down, left and right. However, don't let the simplistic nature of the controls deceive you, because you're in for a ride. The first zone is already hard enough for new players, with new mechanics to learn as well as the need to constantly go to the beat to avoid losing your streak and getting hit by enemies. On top of that, the fact that you need to follow a beat means that you're going to think fast in certain occasions, since the beat won't stop for you (unless you're playing as Bard, of course).
If you're still interested, good!! That means that you really like difficult roguelikes, and if that's the case, you'll love what comes next. As you progress, you'll unlock new characters, and this is, I think, where a lot of people quit. You see, defeating the game with Cadence will unlock Melody, whose main mechanic is only needing to walk to deal splash damage. This mechanic lowers the difficulty of the game, which doesn't exactly prepare you for the horrors that is the next storyline character: Aria. I'll describe her briefly: Miss a beat? Die. Get damaged by the weakest of enemies? Die. You can't change your weapon either, and you're now facing enemies of all areas mixing into one by the end of the zones. This absolutely massive steep hill in gameplay is extremely daunting at first, but once you get the hang of it it's very gratifying. Now, you're not limited to three characters only, as there are 7 (11 if you have the DLC) to play as: Dorian, Eli, Monk, Dove, Bolt, Bard and hellspawn itself Coda. Each of them has their own gimmick to follow, which provides variety and a challenge to your usual gameplay style.
The music and art style for this game are impressive, with 4 different variations of the main game's OST for special characters. The animation design for the enemies is also very well made, providing easily noticeable cues for their incoming attacks.
All in all, this game is fantastic and, although hard as hell at first, once you get used to it you won't want to stop playing it.