I study porn.
I study how the body moves. I even break it down frame by frame.
How the organs move, react to things, trigger words, ♥♥♥♥ like that.
Then I translate it into whoever I ERP with.
So basically. I train for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ERP as Vegeta trains to get stronger.
I'm constantly trying to improve myself in it.
I have someone to help with fighting. But I wanna improve in ERP to benefit those who need it.

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Hey dude. How's it hanging? Bodacious. So, how was your trip? Woah, sounds like you really had a smoking time. You know, I know that your life can be a bummer sometimes and you have to deal with major dweebs at work, so I'm glad you could get out and get a sweet Vacay. It's nice to get away from all the bogusness sometimes. Well, Hombre, you ready to get this show on the road? Slammin'. Let's crank up some major tunage. Yeah. Yaah. Ooah. Hoohoohaohah. Rouhauhah. Woowoah. Nygeyynmyayayyyahahah. Myet? Ruhu. Wadadadadaaa. Cowgmynaah. Nobluuhhbluuhbluuh... Creaoh. Houhhuhuhu. Gra. Yahaa. Nymgaahygah. Dushaa. Ololololoaiby? Gjishaas. Tskafaa. Yahehohow. No. Howre. Gigegiyahaah. Hey. Mnhyeeho. Dilleyahaa. Mmgah. Dulurioluho. Yes ha how. Aye, yay. Hoohoohey. Ohlolollollay. Whorunbaybay? Haahhahaheyaah! Youhoohooohoonyraah!Well, Dudeski. I guess we're finally here. Yeah, It's always a jam to kick it with you too, my main monkey. Remember to drink plently of fluids. Stay loose, bro.

Hey buddy, still alive?

dont talk to me or my living room pc ever again

"Why does hentai appeal to me? I love sex, but more precisely i love the idea of it. To be frank I fantasize about it. About losing not only my virginity but also myself to deep valleys of a fair maiden (or three ;)). But because I am without a real waifu, I must create that pleasure for myself. So i lose myself to the fantasy of the impossible beauty of bosom and ass, that which would make any bachelor such as I "ripe" for the picking. As I watch the well-framed beauties on screen insert the male protagonist's object into their bodies, i slide my dry hands around mine. I imagine the joy of my first time, every time, all the time. "

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Hey guys I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked this profile because I thought my mouse was hovered over the hot girls pic. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big tits you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other ♥♥♥♥. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester?

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how about a round of gwent

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+rep to weezy for that 3rd degree burn

makes really alpha males in video games but is beta as ♥♥♥♥ irl

miss you man, hope you've been doing good

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have my babies

So I used shampoo as lube for anal masturbation yesterday and it still burns and is swollen.
Im at the hospital right now the doctor said I might have ruptured something and my rectum is now filled with mucus. They said they are probably going to cut it open to let all the fluid out and will give me some ointent for afterwards.

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Damn, what happens when the government collapses? Looting for flat screens and rims wont feed you. 13% of the population is going to flood out from the urbz to the rural looking for food. Silly nigz can't eat food stamps and paper bills. Dance around like monkeys and squeeze those air triggers all you want, when you make it out the waste land you gonna die with your pants around your ankles. That militia front works for the block and camera, but wake up. American manufactured black culture has all you fooled and set up for failure. Reality is racist, sorry not sorry. Respect and educate yourself, we are all brothers in the struggle. Sincerely, a cracker thats has hope for you.

I ♥♥♥♥ and farting at same time!!... spray ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ onto my cat!!...it got scared so hard it cummed too!!!!!...

In an alternative universe, when Sasuke left the leaf village, the Hokage decided to put an end to this ninja ♥♥♥♥-measuring contest and confiscated everyone's ninja stars. Fast forward a couple years, and Naruto's a mess. He got a sex change to cope with the whole "no ninja" policy. Now she's trying to move on from the past the only way she knows how - getting drunk and having her ass pounded in a public park.

She said stop smoking
I stop smoking
She said stop drinking alcohal
I stop drinking alcohal
She said stop watching ANIME
I stop her Breathe

You ain't neva seen a ♥♥♥♥♥ succ on my ♥♥♥♥, RAW FUCCIN ♥♥♥♥, AW LAWD THA MOUTH be FYRE FYRE DAMN MY Shmeat so thickk

Every woman on this show, I swear, is a horrible ♥♥♥♥♥!

Boku no pico changed my life. Not only is the story fantastic and invigorating, but the characters are all unique in their ways. And Pico goes through a lot of character development; he goes from thinking he's going to pee to assuring Chico that it's semen and not pee. Boku no Pico is a thrilling story about the adventure of a weak boy, Pico, and how he struggles to become stronger. In this sense, it is very much like Naruto because it is about how our main character overcomes the challenges presented to him. Naruto overcomes his curse and accepts his fate as a human. Pico overcomes the bonds of sexual taboo and dives into the deep depths of homosexuality.

that detonator you needed to destroy the president of your campus is ready. i'll drop it off in a briefcase along with an m16 assault rifle.

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Post this windmill on 5 other profiles to keep Steam properly air conditioned

The flu epidemic was 1918; not the 1920's. And I'm poor NOW! Where have you been? Employers to day are working people to death! 60, 70, 80 hour work weeks and they STILL pile more work on you. Plus we're going backwards. All those things you mention; one by one my generation is trying to dismantle them. Just look around you and see what the courts have declared unconstitutional. And if I were an adult in the 1920's I would have been too old to be drafted in 1941. 

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Dis you're an idiot

This person right here is a keeper, or so I thought. We went on hundreds of netflix and skype dates and they were so fun. We played games all the time and finally one day "She" turned on her camera on skype. It was a guy with a massive ♥♥♥♥ being shown into the camera. He also had an array of horse dildos behind him on the shelves. At this point I was worried and haven't talked to him since.

gg :D

DIS DIS! We must code gravity together!

"I am the smartest player in Garrys mod roleplay history" -Dis for president 2016

+rep sucked on thy father's teets

I'LL HAVE BETHESDA STRIKE YOUR ASS WITH A DMCA CLAIM ON THAT PROFILE PIC!

DON'T BE LIKE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HILLARY RELEASE THE TRANSCRIPTS!

Don't you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ de-friend me I want that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ script or else I'm gonna call Bethesda you overly dramatic weeaboo!

Nice Script fam

Superiority complex
A superiority complex is a psychological defense mechanism in which a person's feelings of superiority counter or conceal his or her feelings of inferiority.

Hey bud, you got one.

Second Comment! Captain D wins again!

Heya! I'm THE Horny Canine.

I am a large dominant dog ready to breed and fill each one of your holes, If you can handle it that is.
Large. Musky. Hung. Everything you need from the perfect stud with the perfect knot and ♥♥♥♥.
Females are a plus. Ill breed the hell of out you and cover you completely in doggy seed.
Same goes for cute boys. If they promise to beg and beg for more.
Not that many limits. Loyal. I try to reply when i can and as fast as i can so you dont have to switch to porn. But if you do, You have to share!

Knot ya soon.~

Serious comments only on this profile, thank you

You kick in the door to my house all ants in your pants, sucking my left nut to get a TiVo scrap for the 3rd runner-up "sexiest man alive" 1998... And you're asking if I'm SERIOUS?

scum

Ok