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Gale 2 月 15 日 下午 3:44 
this guy so cool... .. .
christian 2025 年 11 月 25 日 下午 2:20 
zesty
Gale 2025 年 10 月 8 日 上午 1:58 
ggRRAAHAHHHHHHHHHHGGHHH!!1!! :sacrificed:
Loogle 2025 年 7 月 1 日 上午 11:43 
:steamthumbsup: Loogle Approves :steamthumbsup:
CRYPTID 2025 年 3 月 23 日 上午 6:05 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ epic gamer!! 🫵😲
Gale 2024 年 12 月 28 日 上午 4:56 
most epic of dudes
Gale 2024 年 4 月 13 日 上午 12:30 
dis dood epic :steamthumbsup:
Gale 2024 年 2 月 27 日 上午 5:31 
:corncob::corncob::corncob:
Gale 2024 年 2 月 23 日 上午 1:53 
This dude? Too epic.
Gale 2023 年 11 月 3 日 上午 1:49 
true gamer.
Gale 2023 年 8 月 31 日 上午 5:28 
this dood is so epic
Gale 2023 年 7 月 5 日 下午 9:08 
I love this guy. This guy right here? Helluscus? Love 'im. To bits. I'd let this guy ♥♥♥♥ me in the ass. In fact, I have. And I plan to do it again. Nobody can't stop me. I can't control myself. I just gotta do it, man. I see this guy and my pants drop, completely on their own. He's just that amazing. What an epic gamer. God, I love this guy.
Vects 2023 年 4 月 25 日 下午 1:48 
-rep is very poor, beware
Vects 2023 年 4 月 25 日 下午 1:48 
-rep does not own son's of the forest
Pachonkii 2023 年 1 月 14 日 下午 8:40 
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Pachonkii 2022 年 12 月 25 日 下午 2:49 
You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to ♥♥♥ uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your ♥♥♥♥ into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The ♥♥♥ accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to ♥♥♥ into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The ♥♥♥ is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the ♥♥♥ from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the ♥♥♥. The ♥♥♥ accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The ♥♥♥ is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to ♥♥♥ all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own ♥♥♥. The ♥♥♥ accelerates.
Pachonkii 2022 年 12 月 25 日 下午 2:49 
You struggle to stand as the force of the ♥♥♥ begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the ♥♥♥ is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with ♥♥♥ instead of molasses. The ♥♥♥ accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The ♥♥♥ accelerates. You squeeze your ♥♥♥♥ to stop the ♥♥♥, but it begins to leak out of your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ instead. You let go. The force of the ♥♥♥ tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the ♥♥♥. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour.
Pachonkii 2022 年 12 月 25 日 下午 2:49 
From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The ♥♥♥ accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of ♥♥♥ hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The ♥♥♥ accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The ♥♥♥ accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the ♥♥♥ begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your ♥♥♥ sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere.
Pachonkii 2022 年 12 月 25 日 下午 2:48 
You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The ♥♥♥ accelerates. The ♥♥♥ begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.
Vects 2022 年 8 月 20 日 下午 9:41 
Hello y’all, I (45M) found my wife (43F) cheating on my with her tennis coach. I was driving home from a car dealership until I realized that she and the coach left their tennis rackets outside my steps to my front door. So I walked, called for my wife until she walked out of my shared bedroom with her wearing a towel, trying to block me from entering. I got past her, opened the door, and saw HER tennis coach with boxers on in my bed. I started to yell and next thing I knew he jumped out of my bedroom window, which is stained glass. He then jumped into his car and sped of my property. I haven’t seen him since.
Vects 2022 年 8 月 20 日 下午 9:25 
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Gale 2022 年 2 月 10 日 下午 10:46 
<3
rikrun45 2021 年 8 月 23 日 下午 5:34 
+rep gamer
flabba babba wabba jabba noongah 2021 年 4 月 13 日 下午 6:28 
horror
CPT 2020 年 8 月 17 日 下午 5:46 
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Aftox_ 2020 年 8 月 2 日 上午 11:26 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ want some beans
Gale 2020 年 3 月 10 日 下午 8:54 
imagine trying to scam people in 2020
Helluscus 2020 年 2 月 16 日 上午 6:17 
Its home grown baby, and yes you can.
Gale 2020 年 2 月 15 日 下午 8:21 
damn baby where you get that thicc ass can i smash?
ok 2019 年 10 月 27 日 下午 9:35 
I'll suck your pp if you don't stop.
Gale 2019 年 10 月 22 日 上午 2:04 
[Cut to a BLU Pyro firing a blast of flame from its Flamethrower. The Pyro thrusts its weapon in the air and laughs triumphantly as a rocket heads towards it from off screen.].

Pyro: [Rocket hits Pyro, who is gibbed.] "Owh!"

[Cut to BLU Demoman taking a drink, also getting blown up by a rocket from off screen.]

[Cut to BLU Heavy performing the Showdown taunt.]

Heavy: "Pow!" [Is hit by a crit rocket, explodes.]

[Meet the Soldier Title Card]
JayTuut 2019 年 10 月 13 日 下午 7:45 
ur a big c u m xx
BunnyCat 2019 年 8 月 27 日 上午 9:42 
To avoid drama i'd say :p
Gale 2019 年 8 月 27 日 上午 9:00 
comments about rage on someone's profile
does not allow comments on their profile
Helluscus 2019 年 8 月 27 日 上午 9:00 
I would comment on your profile too to say you are an epic le gamer, but alas it is not to be
Epaikra 2019 年 8 月 27 日 上午 8:58 
+rep has the A Hat In Time game and pls clean you rage with this:UltraCleverToiletPaper:
BunnyCat 2019 年 8 月 8 日 上午 10:41 
+rep Helped me so much with an achievement and was very kind! A Player everyone needs.
Gale 2019 年 7 月 25 日 上午 1:50 
ok this is epic
Vects 2019 年 7 月 7 日 下午 1:17 
ur gay mate
christian 2019 年 7 月 2 日 上午 10:53 
♥♥♥♥ you
Luca!~ 2019 年 7 月 1 日 上午 5:47 
:pray: my man big niggy
Pachonkii 2019 年 6 月 8 日 下午 6:38 
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Gale 2019 年 3 月 28 日 上午 6:40 
epic
Gale 2019 年 1 月 14 日 上午 7:52 
watch out pal, you're gonna make me say the n-word!!!!!!!!!
Gale 2019 年 1 月 14 日 上午 7:40 
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Vects 2018 年 10 月 21 日 下午 3:55 
hey nickle
Grizzly 2018 年 10 月 21 日 下午 3:55 
ALL URE CHEESE ARE BELONG TO US!
Vects 2018 年 7 月 30 日 下午 6:54 
have a good sleep mickle