TheZerlinPatros – a gamer with a taste for survival

Hey there, I’m Patres – also known as TheZerlinPatros.
I’m not a professional gamer. I’m an honest clicker with the scent of smoke and roasted meat.
Mouse in one hand, ladle in the other – and a grilled sausage in my heart.

I game like I cook:
🔹 Sometimes I burn the plan.
🔹 Sometimes I overseason with salt (in chat).
🔹 But it always ends up tasty – whether it’s goulash, beans, or a perfectly timed ragequit.

My aim might be off, but my flavor balance is on point.
I mix strategy like I mix segedín – a bit of chaos, a pinch of hope, and lots of paprika.
In my kitchen and in my game – things boil fast… but always with passion.

Food isn’t just fuel – it’s a buff.
Sausages are my damage boost.
Lard is my shield.
And beans? Well… let’s just say you can feel the effects even from a distance. 😄

Some people play for rank. I play to laugh, to eat, and to survive.
And when our ADC drops faster than a sausage into the fire, the only thing I’m serving is profanity.

If I lose, no problem.
There’s always a pot waiting at home – and that’s a guaranteed 100% winrate.

– TheZerlinPatros
🥘 “My aim is weak, but my portion’s huge.”
🎮 “I click slow but I eat fast.”
🔥 “I don't kill with skill, but with a well-cooked atmosphere.”