swagman42069 最近的评测

Awesome game, great for mac if 2.6 ghz or higher or also pc.

This game is a real masterpiece which involves a rich campaign and incredible cooperative gameplay.

if you are a mac owner, this game is for you.
Make sure that you have the minimum system requirements before purchase.
Hey its C.O.D, how could you not like it?

WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ DID I JUST BUY?!?!?!?

I KNOW THIS IS A PRE-RELEASE. So please don't h8 on me.

So, seeing the trailer for this game gave me a pretty serious erection.
I immediatly bought it without thinking about problems, such as glitches, bugs, etc.
As soon as I downloaded the game, I selected create new game and prepared myself for an epic nerdgasm.
1% jumped instantly to 89% making me think I was in for some serious fun without any glitches.
After being stuck for 5 minutes at 89%, I restarted the game without any suspicion of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ programming.
Same ♥♥♥♥. It stuck again. Repeated the process, until I started really getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mad.
I tried every single possible graphic setting. Nope. I was at the point of trying to get a refund, when I decided to let the game load for as much as possible. After about 30 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MINUTES, I heard the game fire up and start the tutorial in the plane.
All my anger temporarily dissapeared, until I had to deal with another ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loading screen, which drove me up the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wall. After another 89% loading screen that lasted another 20 minutes, the game started.
Yeah, it was pretty fun for the 20 minutes. I tried to figure out things, killing a few fish, making some tools, blah blah blah. Later on I shut the game after getting bored ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ due to the fact that the game is so poorly designed and explained, that It was not really that fun.
A few days later I gave the game a second chance. I checked out a few recipes for crafting, watched a few videos, expecting to have more fun this time. Well, aside for the 10 minute loading screen, things proceded differently.
Started to build shelter, explore new islands, and get into advanced ♥♥♥♥.
Everything was going pretty well, UNTIL A SHARK ASSAULTED MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BOAT SENDING ME AND THE BOAT FLYING OFF IN TWO SEPARATE DIRECTIONS, AND LATER KILLING ME.
I completely lost it. After a few more hours of the game I just could not stand the damn sharks and millions of bugs, such as tools sinking in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rocks.
THIS GAME HAS SO MUCH POTENTIAL, IT IS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SAD.
The idea of a sort of a more realistic minecraft without exploding critters and zombies is pretty brilliant.
TO BAD THAT THIS PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥ WAS RELEASED. A loveless, buggy, and careless version of what I saw in the trailer was the thing I purchased. DON'T GET ME WRONG, I know thing are different from trailers, but this is a damn exception.
I KNOW THAT THIS IS A PRE-RELEASE, but it is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ incredible that I could not even manage to get a refund.
WHAT DO I THINK? Until the game is not patched up and made interesting AND A FEW INSTRUCTIONS ARE INCLUDED, DON'T EVEN THINK OF BUYING THIS ♥♥♥♥, or at least not for 15 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ euros.
At least, that is what I think.
Peace bruh.