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Bryce 2015 年 7 月 29 日 上午 11:16 
+rep joke -> An old man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender notices the guy's head is the size of a cue ball.

"I got to ask, sir," says the bartender. "What happened?"

The old guy sighs and tells him, "My ship was torpedoed by the Germans in WWII. A mermaid rescued me and promised to grant me three wishes. For my first wish, I asked to return to the States. My second wish was to have all the money I would ever need. Finally, my third wish was to have sex with the mermaid."

"That doesn't sound too bad," says the bartender. "Then what happened?"

"Well," sighs the man, "mermaids can't have sex, so I asked her if I could just have a little head... ."
Leoval1603 2015 年 7 月 29 日 上午 10:13 
+rep i would say the joke but maybe someone would get offended so i will put it in spoiler What do you call a girl without legs?? free sex
♛W1ckd♛ 2015 年 7 月 29 日 上午 9:37 
+ rep
my joke 4 you ---> What is Bruce Lee’s favorite drink? Wataaaaah!.
Luna 2015 年 7 月 18 日 上午 10:37 
+rep told me he had a nice ♥♥♥♥
Mr. Himothy 2015 年 5 月 8 日 下午 2:01 
Holy crap man'
Spoderman 2014 年 10 月 20 日 上午 8:16 
+rep... swag?
zeru 2014 年 7 月 15 日 下午 5:27 
+rep nice trader
Fruit Kid 2014 年 7 月 9 日 下午 5:22 
+rep #BFF 4EVAR
Swag Swag Like Caillou 2014 年 7 月 9 日 下午 2:38 
Add me back for the csgo offers and stuff! :balloonicorn:
76561198119167653 2014 年 6 月 19 日 下午 2:47 
+rep fast and friendly trader :D
crosseyedmonkey 2014 年 6 月 19 日 下午 1:58 
+rep, fast and polite trader :)
binary100101 2014 年 3 月 28 日 下午 8:34 
+rep, polite and quick trader!
Estronca ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.com 2014 年 3 月 23 日 下午 12:30 
+rep, fast and good trader
GalaxyMaster 2014 年 3 月 23 日 上午 7:05 
+rep friendly and fast trader
rifflah 2014 年 3 月 20 日 下午 6:40 
+rep, fast and kind trader!
MemoryMan 2014 年 3 月 20 日 下午 6:32 
+rep nice trader :D
JJY30 2014 年 3 月 18 日 下午 5:48 
+rep nice trader
Chozz 2014 年 3 月 18 日 下午 5:31 
+ rep fast and easy trade
Perelandra 2014 年 3 月 18 日 下午 3:58 
+rep, great prices and fast trade, thanks for the great trade. :D
CrunchyToast 2014 年 3 月 18 日 下午 3:14 
+rep for being a man of his word :p