As a high functioning sociopath, this is what I have to say

Go ♥♥♥♥ yourself hahahaha ♥♥♥♥♥ hahaha

One way or another I will be in the U.S. Army. And nothing and nobody will stop me. I don't give a ♥♥♥♥ about what anyone else thinks and I can act like a normal human being and nobody will ever know about who or what I really am. I am an incredible actor and I've bypassed seasoned psychiatrists who thought they could evaluate me. You've fallen into my trap, foolish one.

My plan; I will become a 68w combat medic and become a Ranger. Instead of an Option 40 contract that will last for 4 years cause that's for suckers, I will do a 3 year enlistment contract, get a 300+ score on the PT test, and will have the Op 40 contract handed to me. All I need is three years in the Army. And then I'm kicking your ♥♥♥♥-bag organization to the curb and will move on to better things. Don't worry buddy, I'm not considering a 20 year enlistment to retire because only ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ do that hahahaha

I am young. I am 17 years old. I am more capable than most of your pathetic "soldiers" in the Army. I bet I could give each and every one of your silly little dainty drill sergeants, ridiculous Rangers, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SF's and dumbass Delta's a run for their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ money by the time I turn 21, which is when I will enlist. Oh, and I have a sleeping disorder that allows me to function on only 3-4 hours of sleep. Every other time of day, if I'm not training, I'm looking after my nutrition, rest and muscle recovery and all that other ♥♥♥♥ you Army idiots aren't thinking about.

My stats for the Ranger PFT:

Push ups: 89 in two minutes perfect form

Sit ups: 93 in two minutes perfect form

2 mile run: 11 minutes, 35 seconds

5 mile run: 35 minutes, 49 seconds

12 mile ruck hike with 75 pounds of gear: 2 hours and 39 minutes

Pull ups: 26 in a row in one minute, 34 in a row in two minutes

Muscle ups: 7 in a row in one minute

Keep in mind, I accomplished ALL of the above on 36 hours of no sleep, 48 hours without food and 24 hours without water.

I am 5 feet 5 inches tall, and 172 pounds of sheer sexy muscle.

Not to say I can make it on my own even though I sure as ♥♥♥♥ can, but if I somehow end up in a regular Army unit or division instead of the 75th Ranger Regiment then I will do everything I can to get kicked out of the Army as soon as possible.

As a high functioning sociopath

♥♥♥♥ you.