Your balls will explode on October 21st, 2043 at 5:36 am

Do NOT call this hotdog salesman

For more information about THE DEAL call 563-987-0043.

Hello there, I am here to inform you about the great new deal we have at YOUR local Tesco!!!! 2 hot dog buns for 10 dollars!!!! We know, it's such a good deal that you want to rush down IMMEDIATELY, but slow your roll because we have ANOTHER DEAL. For just $5.99 you can get 2 hot dogs at - 273 degrees Celsius!!!! They were manufactured in Antarctica because we're just the cool ;). This deal only lasts till last week so go get your hot dogs NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cracked at fortnite

man is this guy still alive