Hey while I appreciate that you liked all my beach pictures from my last vacation, I feel like commenting "damn mommy" on every single one was a bit excessive. Could you refrain from that in the future?

Thank you for signing my backsack! It still itches a bit but it's mostly dry now. I will never wash my nuts so your precious name stays on there forever~!

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is it me or does minimum wage bussy hit different? the stress of having student loans makes them so tight. i'm bored of my whole foods, globe trotting boyfriend. all that easy living has him way too relaxed if you know what i mean? i'll drive an hour just to see the bossy starbucks barista power bottom just so I can hit it in his honda civic. they're the best mistresses, simple creatures. they're happy with just going to chili's and coldstone too. unlike my current LeLabo scented bottom with his stress-free, lasered bootyhole asking me to take him to michelin star restaurants so i can MAYBE get romantic, vanilla butt sex and then gets mad at me for getting the squirties on our egyptian cotton Frette sheets man who cares? i'm just trying to fuhq

I’m really in a pickle here, and I don’t know what to do. I’ve begged him to stop countless of times with tears streaming down my face, but he just doesn’t want to quit it. I think it’s become an addiction for him and that he might even be getting off of it. I’m scared, I’m frightened, I’m absolutely horrified. For further context, he would call an innocent bus, a “bussy” and the bus driver a “bussy driver,” and how he loves riding the “bussy”. Recently, when I just wanted to go in for a genuinely normal cuddle time, he asked me if I wanted to get in between his “legussy”, and I think something inside me just snapped afterwards. He calls his genitalia “dickussy” too and it’s really been drying me up. Please help me. How can I get him to stop so I could have my boyfriend back to normal? I really don’t know what else to do, and it’s been doing my head in. I’m really at my limit, and I think he’s been starting to infect my brainussy too.

Homieslice

TOM

derp

LOL K SO I RANDOMLY OPEN MY STEAM INVENTORY AND SUDDENLY I HAVE 13 COPIES OF DOTA 2. RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT.

CASTLE CRASHERS IN CASTLES, CRASHIN'.

Yo bacon, i herd you liek castle crashers so ill join your castle crashers in my castle crashers so you can castle crash when i castle crash

LOLOLOL

Always look on the bright side of death...
...Even when you draw your terminal breath.

:D

LIFE IS A PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥
, WHEN YOU LOOK AT IT

thanks, i could do with a few people with sense posting on my profile :D

very nice trader,ty :) +rep GL ,cya

+rep

I'm starting to question your horrible excuse of what some people may call intellience. Can you even read?

pleaze

Hmm, well, seeing as I constantly hear you yelling that I'm a noob or I suck over Flame's mic, yeah, i think it'd be pretty resona-

NO.

hey bacon!
I need you to lend me 1 rec
I can buy you a S. sydneey sleeper!
finally!

yea.. whatever

durrr no shiz, it says that on the message.
"8-Bit Bacon (Sell TF2 Weps & FL) May 31, 2012 @ 9:52pm"

"today" was the 31st of may.

TODAY I PASS THE LINE BETWEEN NERD AND COMPLETE SADDO - 1000 HOURS SPENT ON TEAM FORTRESS 2 :D HIGH FIVE, NERDLING CHUMS!

Achievement Get! Lose all social skills!

nice trader +rep

Bah, 's ok franz

Flame, you will be granted the gift of being better than your brother. :3

Le, shush. You will be punished for committing the ultimate crime of noobery, by being spammed to trade by me. :D

No.. You will...?

YOU WILL ALL BE PUNISHED FOR THIS!

nurrr?

erm

...

RANDOM COMMENT ACCEPTED, FINE WATERMELONS OF CHORIZOLAND.

Meee,uhh,eeeh,*explodes*

?

YOU ARE DELICIOUS *random comment*

It's a joke, you bloody idiot.

Derp for below, Tom has a twin he doesn't even know about!

Hoorah!

I am the twin of someone I randomly found in a trade server!

YIP

Thank you for using related comments

Tom,You said you were crazy likes games and bacon. I am called Tom,I like games,I like bacon and I am always crazy!

"Huzzah!" Gratz, Joe, you just unintentionally quoted the most awesome miniboss ever, Balrog. Cheers :D

HUZZAH FOR RELATED COMMENTS!

*flinches severly*

HOORAY FOR UNRELATEDNESS! :D

-_- Stop spamming, star.