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🤡 THE RGB AIRFRYER DELUXE 9000™ 🤡
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🖥️ OS: Windows 11 Pro 🪟
• ⚠️ Updates every 5 minutes, usually mid-game 🎮
• 🕑 Uptime: survived 1 whole day before crashing 💥

🧮 CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 5600X 🔥
• 6 Cores 👊 | 12 Threads 🕸️ | 3.7 GHz 🏎️
• L1 Cache: 384 KB 🥜 | L2: 3 MB 🍫 | L3: 32 MB 🍔
• Socket: AM4 🕳️ (aka “Lego slot for adults”)
• Serial: 178BFBFF00A20F12 👻

🎮 GPU: Radeon RX 580 (8GB) 💸
• VRAM: 8 GB 🧀 — perfect for Chrome tabs
• Refresh: 72 Hz ⏱️ (nice)
• Feature: 🥶 Winter heater, 🔥 Summer grill
• Driver Date: 07/01/2025 📅 (pls don’t break)

💾 RAM: 48 GB DDR4 Kingston 🏰
• Slot 0: 16 GB 💪
• Slot 1: 8 GB 🐀
• Slot 2: 8 GB 🦆
• Slot 3: 16 GB 🐘
• Total: 48 GB ⚡ — mostly feeding Discord 🦖

🔧 Motherboard: Gigabyte B550 Gaming X V2 🎲
• BIOS: FFg (08/12/2025) ⏳
• Features: PCI support ✅, RGB support ❌, vibes ✅

📀 Storage Devices:
• 1TB Kingston NVMe 🚀 — “Games I *might* finish”
• 240GB ADATA SSD 🥲 — “Windows Home of Regret”
• 2TB Hitachi HDD 📼 — “Anime vault + New Folder (69)”
• 120GB Kingmax USB SSD 🪫 — “Emergency Fortnite drive”

📺 Display: Generic PnP Monitor 🖼️
• 1920x1080 @ 72Hz 📏
• Basically a calculator with colors 🌈

🔊 Audio:
• USB Audio Device 🎧 (budget)
• Volt 2 🎙️ (flex)
• AMD Streaming Audio 🎬 (???)
• Realtek HD 🎺 (haunted, won’t uninstall)

🖱️ Mouse: Razer Viper 8KHz 🐍
• Polling Rate: 8000Hz ⚡ — still misses shots 😭
• Click speed: faster than my GPA 📉

⌨️ Keyboards:
• HID Keyboard Device ⌨️ (ancient artifact)
• USB Input Device 🔌 (backup peasant board)
• F Keys: 12 🚪 (only F4 ever used)

🌐 Network: Realtek PCIe GbE 🕸️
• Speed: fast enough to lag in Valorant 🥶
• MAC Address: 74:56:3C:DC:48:C9 🦹

🔌 Extra Stuff:
• USB Controller: AMD USB 3.10 ⚡ (too many things plugged in)
• S.M.A.R.T Drives: All say “Yes” 👍 but we know it’s cap 🧢

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📊 Totally Real Benchmarks™
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• Minecraft FPS: 🟢 YES
• Cyberpunk FPS: 🟡 MAYBE
• Excel FPS: 🔵 INFINITE
• Boot Time: ☕ Enough to make noodles 🍜
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