HmMmMmM... Alan the Stallion



Did you see that TV coverage of the pope when he was lying in state?
You know the last pope, you know John Paul?
Laying on that catafalque... You know his robes? Don't half give me the horn that

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I saw my dwarf neighbour at a bus stop

"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home" I said.

"F*ck off" he shouted back.

"What an ungrateful little c*nt" I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.

Oooooooh I’m so scared, you think you’re tough ♥♥♥♥♥? I’m behind 7 proxies and use ZoneAlarm, Sygate and Comodo Internetnet Securtiy which I all keep up-to-date. THAT’S THREE FIREWALLS AT THE SAME TIME ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. You can’t hack me you little piece of ♥♥♥♥. You’re peeshooter and kung fu won’t make a difference when my friend woh’s a B-51 pilot in the Air Force can turn your entire house and backyard into a ♥♥♥♥huge bomb crater. You are pathetic, while you’re sitting there writing insults like the sad little nerd you are i’m having sex with my hot girlfriends. Yeah you read that right, i have not one but FIVE girlfriends. Top that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I dont think you’ve ever even held hands with a girl.

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