- won the jd power award for beekeeping

- certified gregory patriot

- executive factory engineer (i have murdered numerous osha inspectors)

- invented more words than shakespeare (don't believe me? look at the author of any dictionary.)

- invests only in the kidney trade (ceo grindset)

- all of my enemies are coincidentally objectively evil (i am good)

- mildly schizophrenic

- severely narcissistic

- worm grunting extraordinaire

- highly acclaimed funeral home gift shop reviewer

- microwave enthusiast

Anteater facts!
- They're extremely solitary and sedentary; they aren't very interesting and don't do much
besides sleeping, sniffing around and eating.
- Contrary to some beliefs, they aren't cute and they aren't little; their tongue alone is 2 feet long
- The Tamandua, a species of anteater is found only in South America, mainly in Venezuela.
- Tamandua, translated from Venezuelan, means "catcher of ants"
- They're on the endangered species list and they're all going to die soon.