YOU KNOW THIS IS THIS RIGHT HERE THIS UH UH THIS UH THIS THIS THIS UHHHHHH IS THE THE THE THU THU THU THE BEST BEST BEST PA PAPART OF THE JOB BOYYOOOOOO

-rep bading

+rep good player

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding

+rep lolz awesome dude! :3