Lysimachus 最近的评测

Edit: Yes I am an emotional and flippant person, I don't care lol. I'm just here to have fun and tak everything I say with a grain of salt, and I'll edit my review as they make stuff better because I can be wrong and grow as a person lol.

This is completely serious though: THIS GAME MADE MY HIGH TIER PC BLUE SCREEN.

I know this for a fact, I was able to pull meta data and temporary cached appdata and through a MASSIVE and almost INSTANTANEOUS memory leak, Bannerlord caused a disruption in the Windows 10 crash dialogue that resulted in my blue screen and corruption of my files.

I was able to recover almost everything myself and collected hopefully enough meta data for professionals to finish the job, but this screwed me majorly in the middle of both exam and internship application season.

Also, it says I had 0 hours because I clicked the button to write the review when I started at like 10 am one morning and then posted it almost 12 hours later. My campaign was at 20 hours when I encountered the blue screening.

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Now, I do love this game and will play a ton of this DLC, and my brother-in-law got this for me as a present, so not saying that I don't like this as a present and I still preferred getting this as this is a game we share and enjoy playing alongside together.

Now, my review: This DLC is a rip-off and I will never buy anything from this company unless it is a present.

To begin, they sterilized a lot of the map. If you read their dev diaries with them saying that they had to "completely redesign parts of the map to make river ports and bridges more optimal" you think that would mean that they ADDED more rivers. You would be wrong. They shortened or completely got rid of most rivers in the game. This completely changes the feel and lore of the map and it is much harder to be immersed. Especially because these rivers were vital to other parts of my campaigns!

Several rivers and lakes are completely inaccessible, such as the massive Crater lake in the Battanians, which is RIDICULOUS as the whole economy of the Battanians is centered around the five cities that surround that lake, yet they don’t make a single one a port city (Their culture is also centered around water and lakes, making it equally crazy). You also can't access the MASSIVE river that connects to the Darshi Sea and goes up into the Khuzaits. Nor the massive lake (called Ophthys) + river system in the Northern Empire. that AND I JUST SAW THIS, you can’t even access the river that leads to Epicrotea! That was my main city in countless campaigns and you don’t even make it a port though it is right there! There really are only 3 port river cities too, with two being in the Western Empire and one in the Aserai. (This is wrong and I'm a liar actually). It is more like 6, but almost every inland city could've had a port except certain desert and mountain ones.

They also got rid of several lakes, including the huge lake and mote around Ocs Hall and the lake/river system that separates the Aserai from the Southern Empire near Danustica. Because of this, they moved Danustica to the coast instead of its central position between the Aserai and Khuzaits. A ton of estuaries and river branches have been erased, so only the main river is visible. ALSO they got rid of several islands including the TWO MASSIVE ONES IN THE SOUTHERN SEA!!!! LIKE WHAT!?!?!?! I planned for those islands to be my base of operations since I first heard of this dlc and I am infinitely disappointed by this decision. There are also no settlements on any of the islands at the mouth of the southern sea. The only island with any settlements is the massive Nord island to the north.

These changes have dramatically altered the map to the point where some areas are completely barren (such as the plains between Phycaon and Onira) and other areas are obnoxiously bloated with settlements like the entirety of the Western Empire

I don't know if they changed this before hand, but the look and names of your brothers and sister is now dependent on what culture you pick in the beginning, YET THEY STILL DON'T MAKE YOUR SPAWN DEPENDENT ON YOUR CULTURE.

Look, I like the game, have played it for hundreds of hours, and am confident in the modding community. But TaleWorlds.... If you do get any government assistance, it should be revoked and if I was a Turkish citizen that was a fan of your games, I would send a personal letter to members of the government to complain about how you are a waste of resources. This was obviously rushed even though you had thousands of dollars, multiple delays, and years to make it in the first place.

I will erase my super negative criticism and will say some positive now: it has been pretty fun. They have changed how the economy works due to changing caravans and that is the single greatest game mechanic change they have EVER made. It makes the economy much more dynamic and region specific and is historically accurate as only tried and true trade routes would be commissioned. The allows the player to become the high seas, roaming, tradesman/smuggler and if they nerf it for some reason I will cry.

All TaleWorlds provides, though, is a sandbox. Years of development, for a sandbox that is still missing a board so that when it rains the sand floods out into the yard. I also must emphasis how terrible and disgusting this new map is again. It produces a truly visceral reaction in me.

Bugs I've noticed:

The crest it shows on top of my party on the map is not my crest

MADE MY PC BLUE SCREEN

They still haven't fixed HUNDREDS of problems that have been criticized for YEARS. Examples include:

A stack of battle loot still has the lowest value version on top rather than in descending order from most valuable.

I don't feel motivated to list any more because others have countless times lol.

Thanks for the DLC though, bro, I am enjoying playing lol. But I do not recommend that ANYONE buy. Vote with your dollars people.

It is very good. You can see the vision that they've had for the past few years. There is little flavor, meaning the different nations don't have unique mechanics, but those will undoubtedly be filled out with $500 USD worth of DLC.

Nevertheless, the game is phenomenal. Great game systems, one of the greatest economic simulators I have every seen. Probably gonna change this some of this later as eu4 is my most played game ever.

Pros:
FANTASTIC MUSIC, better than eu4 I daresay

Con:
Dummy AI

mods are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

To get out of the way, this game has quite a bit of DLC and isn't the most detailed in a few aspects. The map can be a boring thing to look at and in later game it can take 20 minutes to manage a single turn. Navy sucks, AI acts like it has mercury poisoning, some parts can be broken if you know what to do. This game is also the best game to play if you are looking for Rome. Navy can be fun, empire building is cool. Making different armies with different compositions for different purposes and terrains is a cool thing. Raiding cities is fun. Civil wars are a neat way to hold onto your political power. Ambushes are incredibly satisfying. Recommended for the fun Rome nerd ♥♥♥♥. Not necessarily a good game.

My favorite paradox game. Tactics and strategy change as you go through the years and different stages of the middle ages. You face the empire of Charlemange, viking raids, the first crusade, invasion of the mongols, fall of Byzantium, and the different political and social institutions that develop over these 500 years. It is incredibly satisfying to watch your dynasty spread across the world, becoming that world's Hapsburgs, having a relative on every through in Europe. Creating a kingdom, on path to the imperial stage, and forming a strong monarchy that gradually becomes more absolute and centralized as the years span. If you play, play from start to finish, and watch the story of kingdom flourish and your dynasty in every corner of the world.

A tight knit community, fun gameplay, unique tactics and quite pleasing pushes. It can be a run and gun, but only if you're good enough; but mainly a tactical shooter

Hectic, fun, and incredibly inventive. A wide range of items to make any game memorable and a host of characters to back that up. Even crazier when you party with friends. Truly the gamer grind