"Are there even any truecels left? Or do we now reside in a world full of only fakegoys and realfoids?" - Noam Chomsky, 1983

when the seven seas open and funset awakes the second coming shall end

Mericle, mericle, is this some conspiracy?
Crucified for my sins, an image beneath me
Lost within my plans in life, it all seems so unreal

The mericle, he turned to me without a tear in his eyes
Nothin' new for him to see, I didn't ask him why

sad we talk of how madmen think

they been spending most their lives livin in a mericle's paradise

son im crine :sob: :sob: :sob:

"In order to get elected Reagan Mericle will start a war with Indiana"

—Donald Trump, Nov 29, 2011

"Reagan Mericle will attack Indiana to get re-elected."

—Trump, Jan 17, 2012

"Now that Mericle's poll numbers are in tailspin watch for him to launch a strike on Iowa or Indiana. He is desperate."

—Trump, Oct 9, 2012

hey dude

here i am stuck in the middle with you

So I just blocked you. Wondering why? Please consult the criteria below:
✅ You did a racism
✅ You did a sexism
✅ You did a homophobia
✅ You disrespected sex workers
✅ You called me "Joe Cuckold."
Twitter is my weapon of justice, and the block button my bullet.
Pow.

ants can lift up to 100x their body weight

Dude, I-I am not an incel. I'm not an incel. You're can't see me, like, rizzing up some girl? Does that seem like- does that seem like something I wouldn't thrive in doing? I am a rizzful, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chud, okay. And, that's how it is, that's how I was born, I'm not an incel. And, some people say "you're rich", "you're famous", "you're not bad looking", "Why can you rizz up the baddies? Why can you rizz up Livvie Dunne?" Because I am a CHUD. Because I am a RIZZFUL CHUD. So, it's just getting started for me. It's the beginning for me. So, we ball. What am I gonna do? I'm gonna go on Tinder? Is that what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna go on Tinder? I'm gonna go on TicTac, I'm gonna go on TikTok or Tinder or whatever they call it, and what? What am I gonna put in my bio? 5'9? Right wing livestreamer? It's awesome. It's beautiful for me, I've accepted it. I have rizz, I am social, I am a goat, I am a chud, I belong here. That's who I am, it's okay, I've accepted it, you need to aswell.

The ignite enemies were snorting ants with alice cooper before your dad was having wet dreams about your mom

I wanna fuh the b word in this dudes pofile picture 🙏💝💘

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⚜️ We can be friends for future games ⚜️
✅✅✅+REP Have a nice day ✅✅✅
✅✅✅+REP Nice profile ✅✅✅
✅✅✅😁Friendly Guy 😁 ✅✅✅
❄️❄️❄️Happy Holidays ❄️❄️❄️

This Thanksgiving remember the cranberry sauce, but forget the Marijuana.

Terry was convinced to take a "toke" of a joint with his friend "just to relax". Immediately after, Terry killed his friend who had given him the marijuana in a muderious craze. Not so safe, is it?

Marijuana. Not Even Once.

"I alone control the gigasphere" - Cyborg mike pence

Who sunset is

I goon to your highlights let me eyp

I live in a low income housing environment that goes by the government name of "Section 8." Me and a group of my allies control certain areas of this section in order to run our illegitimate business. We possess unregistered firearms, stolen vehicles, mind-altering inhibitors and only use cash for financial purchases. If anyone would like to settle unfinished altercations, I will be more than happy to release my address. I would like to warn you; I am a very dangerous person and I regularly disobey the law.

14x Exceeding posted speed limit on state highway (KRS 189.390)
5x Reckless and negligent operation of motor vehicle (KRS 189.290)
1x Use of personal communication device while operating motor vehicle (KRS 189.292)
1x Reckless operation of motor vehicle on Interstate highway (18 USC § 37)

Personally, I think They Not Like Us by Kendrick Lamar is the only mumble rap song that is good. In that song, he exposes Drake for being a diddly blud and tells him to go back to Ohio.

- Anthony "Tony" Soprano

There is an Ancient arabic proverb

:diamond_shape_with_a_dot_inside:💠اقتلوا كل البيض Kill all White people

Dude one time I busted a fat load on ███████ avatar and then when I looked at the white nut it reminded me of stop it slender on Roblox 🤣🤣🤣SO FRIGGIN NOSTALGIC 🤣🤣Bring Back Old Roblox!!

This dude jugs minors

Yall might not remember but Winnie the Pooh kept a strap at all times 🌚💀

He really kept the strap on him 😭☝️☝️

Pooh bounced out wit the du rag and the toolie... 💀💀💀💀💀

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I wanna
♥♥♥♥

To Emma Frost, the White Queen

In diamond light your presence gleams,
A mind of steel, a throne of dreams.
You speak in silence, thoughts laid bare,
A whispered storm of silver air.

With icy grace and eyes that see
The hidden depths inside of me,
You walk through fire, cloaked in snow—
A paradox I’ll never know.

No crown could match your quiet might,
No blade as sharp as your insight.
You dance on lines of wrong and right,
A rebel soul in winter white.

Yet in your gaze, a softer flame—
A love too fierce to name or tame.
Though armor coats your crystal skin,
A trembling heart still beats within.

So take this vow, my psychic muse:
Though fate may twist and time may bruise,
If thoughts are free, then mine confess—
For you, dear Emma, nothing less.

to live and to die in hebron kentucky

shoutout to edward

i choose to live and to lie
i choose to kill and give and to die
i choose to learn and love and to do
what it takes to step through
see my shadow changing
stretching up and over me
soften this old armor
hoping i can clear the way by
stepping through my shadow
coming out the other side
fourty six and two are just ahead of me

i can help you change tired moments into pleasure

+rep ANDROID 3.0 ENJOYED

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Alrighty then, picture this if you will:

10 to 2 a.m., X, Yogi DMT and a box of Krispy Kremes
In my need-to-know post just outside of Area 51
Contemplating the whole "Chosen People" thingy
When just a flaming stealth banana split the sky
Like one would hope, but never really expect to see in a place like this
Then the X-Files being
Looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan with Isabella Rossellini lips
Did a slomo Matrix descent out of the butt-end of the banana vessel
He had me crying out
"♥♥♥♥ me, it's gotta be The Deadhead Chemistry
The blotter got right on top of me
Got me seeing E-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥-T!"
And after calming me down with some
Orange slices and some fetal spooning
E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose
He said, "You are The Chosen One
The One who will deliver the message
A message of hope for those who choose to hear it
And a warning for those who do not"
Me, The Chosen One? They chose me!?
And I didn't graduate from ♥♥♥♥♥♥' high school!

Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves; here's Tom with the weather: It's not a war on drugs, it's a war on personal freedom, that's what it is, okay? Keep that in mind at all times, thank you.

ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ you could honestly just pet me so much iw ould be so happy .you can pte me on my soft litle head !!!!!! with ur big human hands you could go between my ears and rub me all over i'd purr SOOO loud >//< a-and i'd like. ... ... look up at u wit little kitty eyes a-and you'd be like yeah?? you like that?? and i'd be like yeah !!!! i do 1!!!!!!!!!!! but you wouldn't hear that you'd only hear a meow,, or maybe a purr (cats communicate with boddy language) buti think even if you don't speak cat you'd still understand that i am really happy when i'm being petted ^-^ ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ and like >//< uif u pet me in the right way i'd pawbalby maybe roll over or like;; ;; meowby i'd put my littel paws under me and loaf >_< my tail would b flicking all over da place bcuz i really like being petted !!!! my eyes would b squinting ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

sorry for spellnig mistakes its hard to type wiuth my paws. ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

can we honestly e date? you’re so beautiful. I had a star for everytime you crossed my mind i could make the entire galaxy. I love you, please date me. I am not even calling it e dating anymore because I know we will meet soon enough heart OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i hecking love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your girlfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it hecking kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i’m begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side

No hoes no blunt...

What's up with it, Vanilla face? Me and my homie Azamat just parked our slab outside. We're looking for somewhere to post up our Black asses for the night. So, uh, bang bang, skeet skeet, ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️. Just a couple of pimps, no hoes.

wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol. Anyway, hi! A few things to start off with =]
1. yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Brian.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.

IF U ODED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B OUT DOING HEROIN

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WE TRUE OPIATE FIENDS
WE IMBIBE TOGETHER

send this SYRINGE to everyone you nod with including me if you are despondent and consumed. C how many times you get this, if you get none your A TRUE SKAG HEAD

Please do not comment things like this on my profile anymore. Thank you.

I'm a 23-year-old-woman. Over the pandemic, I
discovered and got into the "gooning" kink-
basically, it's masturbating and edging for
extended periods of time, supposedly to reach a
state of pure mindless pleasure. It also involves
a lot of posts online about how "addicted" you
are to porn and masturbation, with overtones of
humiliation, mind control, and being "turned"
queer. It pushes a bunch of buttons I didn't even
realize I had!

total perc annihilation 17 hours ago
emmanuel... you're spread wide... and its all for me...

They'd tell you it's too late

if these walls could talk

way, while apparently all of you call that action "human decency" I see it as "Striking a Deal", have your all's delight being woebegone, worn to a frazzle, and constantly ailing, but I do not have any insurmountable obstructions, do I? This dramatized moving picture is getting maddening and it is genuinely despondent, rigorously catechizing me, however, once I spoke my faithful rationality, I'm the abominable scholar? You delinquents are MELANCHOLIC and utterly baffling, nevertheless, it is just one thing I must get off my chest. May you find nothing but sorrow, unknowable delinquents for I have not the schedule for your antics like you all do. Candidly, I'm tired of it, I'm tired of it, the weeping, the moaning, and the gnashing of teeth. I have not a care, just leave me to my solitude and have away at your malarkey. I try to understand why you are all annoyed and frankly, you are promoting the MOLESTER?
No, that is not my major malfunction, you may suffer in silenc

MERICLE! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word mericle! Once there was a little girl called mericle, she was mericle-years-old and she lived in a mericle hospital, because she killed her mericle and her mericle. She got so bad she went to kill all the mericle in the mericle so the More- mericle decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special mericle to kill her, as mericle as possible but it went wrong the mericle they were using went wrong. And she sat there in mericle for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her mericle she returns to the mericle that reads this letter, on a mericle night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your mericle and kills you slowly, by mericle you and watching you mericle to death. Now send this to ten other mericle on this one mericle, and she will mericle someone else who doesn't. This isn't mericle. apparently,

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Are you really a girl? I head your voice in CS:GO a few weeks ago and sent you a friend request. I noticed that you didnt accept it, so I came here to figure out why. I think your voice was really cute and I think we should be friends. Would you possibly have a kik? My parents just bought me an ipod for the jewish holiday rosh hashanah and I wanted to meet some girls online. Please accept my friend request

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I'M DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️ again If you get
0 Back: Juhanam for you 🚫†✡🚫
3 back: you're off the martyr list☁️💦
5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly☪💦
10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ!💕💕☪👅👅
(stay safe out there, gonna miss u man, its me the one formerly known as black guy lmao) <3