[reading a note I confiscated] My vagina is on fire. I'm trying not to scratch it, Orlando, I'm afraid it will get infected. P.S. I just know I'm going to win homecoming queen. That will show those sons of b*tches, especially Noblet.

I read your Freedom speech on the toilet this morning, I was very moved.

I'd like to tame his blue-vein, swayback throbber

A woman in politics is like a donkey doing calculus.

Hey ♥♥♥♥♥!? Ooo you should come to my part. I'm going to meet alot of my online friends there. It's gonna be a very classy affair, but you can come anyway.