This is my wonderful brother :)

+rep After a great game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a really cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan-party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear and licking my neck, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him back and then one tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy..

I once met Neil Degrasse Tyson in person. I asked him "how did you get so smart?" He replied with a chuckle and gestured for me to come closer. I approached him and he whispered in my ear "wubba lubba dub dub".

Of course, I thought. It all makes sense. Neil Degrasse Tyson got his genius from Rick and Morty. Only a true astrophysicist could understand the subtle, nuanced humour in the show. I apologized for being so foolish and he accepted my apology.
He added, "I see you understood my reference. I already know you will one day be as smart as I."

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