This guy looks like a human flower, is basically a midevil cyborg, and hits like a truck on steroids....Did I mention the creaking sound he makes scares the ♥♥♥♥ out of me.

Hello, little stinker. Do you know what it's like to weep over the late jester? Taken from the clutches of matrimony, and before the honeymoon to boot! The lucky bastaad. Toss him a bag of Raisins I guess? On his grave I mean.

Alright let's cut the crap and admit it. You went on Overpass and said the giant graffiti mouth looked like my mom. I'm not mad, but I might be malding! Just kidding haha... Have a good night Johnny.

Hunter S. Thompson*

Hello. M y name is Joe Hubbard Smith. I am commented because of a notification on your profile! THanks and goodbye

I was notified for a comment on your profile so i'm just dropping by to add my two cents

You open steam after a long long break.... "huh" you say as you look at the circle, going round and round. "maybe ill play some sekiro.. or darksouls one..." your gigantic steam library filled to the brim with the best games ever you see something odd. A big green rectangle by your steam accounts user name, Getting a sudden boost of excitement as you wonder "what new loot will I get this time!!!??" (you see a comment on your profile...). ugh just a nother stupid guy saying -rep cheater!!! you think. But here you are, and the journey is worth more than the destination. I hope you enjoy life.