STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I’M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT’S ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just among us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said “hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING” I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ looked at a trashcan and said “THAT’S A BIT SUSSY” I looked at my penis I think of an astronauts helmet and I go “PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS” AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG

My name is Godrick the Grafted. I'm 5323 years old. My house is in the northwest section of Limgrave, where Stormveil Castle is, and I am not married. I am Lord of all that is Golden in the south-western region of the Lands Between, and I stay in my courtyard basically all day.
I don't smoke, but I occasionally graft other people's body parts to myself. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last grafting.

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.

I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.

When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard wiener push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

+Rep come play CS2

Dangerous mysterious boy joins my class, he looks intimidating buttt it also gets my excited? . Maybeee i should talk to him? Hey hows it going sup (deep valorant voice) omgg that was so cool. drops pencil.both reach for the pencil and bump their heads* oh sorry im so clumsy

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A man UwUs. A swave OwOs. Kiww! A MAN UwUS! A SWAVE OwOS! OwO!!!!

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Get out of here I’m moderator I’ll ban you and your mum

Pls disallow comments on your profile

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hoooooooly ♥♥♥♥. i found it. you know, ive never purposely exposed myself to content i disagree with on reddit, but i gotta say its a refresher. i found a side of reddit that, i frankly disagree with at every level lol, but hey, free speech right.

look, i play video games, i love them, im addicted to them. but i disagree w yall. the whole sensitivity over karen, ok boomer, and anti videogames thing lol.

but, i understand one thing. you think im in the wrong and a mind-numbed useless ♥♥♥♥ for brains millenial / gen z whos hooked on videogames, has no respect for adults and wont be able to function when life hits me like a truck and i will ultimately deal w it by shooting up a school. and ME, i think yall are triggered oversensitive unrealistic people who dont like that people are changing and the world is too, so you stick your noses in the air at people younger than you and are drowning in ego. like, youve forgotten that you were once our age too and did stuff relatively similar in principle that your parents or grandparents etc didnt agree with, but you just looked at them as not understanding. sure, maybe most of us are more extreme than yall were in voicing ideas, but like i said, times are changing. well likely feel the same way abt our kids as you do abt us.

but hey like i said, free speech, we can all believe what we want. i just want you people to understand some things.

an easier fix to gun violence than banning something a very loud and active part of the global community loves, intensify and increase extensive background checks on actual guns. and intensify the punishment for misusing one. intensify the legal process so it falsely accuses people less. then, an extreme punishment wont be looked down upon as much since the person doing it can be safely assumed to have done it instead of falsely put away or executed.

videogames are addicting. so are phones. so is tv. all have their negative effects. this is not a good reason to ban something

some videogames have violence in them, that does not equate to justifying it.

many criminals in gun violence incidents have disabilities, often mental, and videogames mostly do not affect there being probe to catastrophe. if that person with mental disabilities was influenced by the games, then yes you can blame the games. but you can also blame that person having access to a firearm. my point here narrows to two things: videogames are NOT ALWAYS the cause of gun violence. guns are.........those two things are the center of that. i dont wanna argue how often or when videogames are the cause of gun violence just that they are not ALWAYS. thats enough to reason that since guns ARE always the cause of gun violence, that is the more connected issue. and up there a ways i proposed a hastily thought out nowhere near perfect mere suggestion to doing something abt background checks which could largely solve gun violence.

not everyone who plays videogames is addicted. some people play for a couple mins here and there every couple days if that. like my father. he has a job and a busy life, sometimes tho he likes to play a little rust. thats different from me doing what i like to do which is play for a couple hours at a time most days of the week.

you cannot generalize everyone in a certain dynamic to be the same, like videogamers. and it pains me to say it, but like boomers and karens. not every actual boomer is a boomer in the sense that annoys people my age. and not every middle aged white woman is a karen. not all millenials and gen z ppl are ignorant disrespectful helpless useless ♥♥♥♥♥ that wont be able to help society as adults. and not all boomers or middle aged white women are stuck up egotistical hypocritical overlords. this segways perfectly

i think of myself as thick skinned. people can give me ♥♥♥♥ and i take it and live my life anyway. i give ♥♥♥♥ too. not to anybody; to my friends. but what im saying is, have some backbone people. youre not being terrorized or abused or persecuted bc someone on the internet said something abt you that you dont like. this goes with any slur ever imo, not just “karen” and “boomer”, which ill explain why i dont think those are slurs later. if you are on the internet, you are voluntarily exposing yourself to other people’s opinions and habits, like saying stuff you maybe dont like. grow a spine. what stops them from saying they dont like that you dont like what they said and it offends them and they wanna sue you. whats to stop them?

where is the line drawn? ive mentioned us having free speech in this way-too-long comment, but its rlly a lie isnt it? i mean, we sorta have free speech, but think abt how limited it is. on any social media platform, there is control of speech in someway. if it offends someone, its not allowed. i think that’s ridiculous bc like i said, whats to stop someone from “being offended” just bc they disagree w what was said. heres my proposal to fix this: have an option on any given social media platform for the user to control what they see at all times in any ways. this means controlling what words get automatically blurred, what comes up in your feed, who shows up in your feed, dms, the ability to, once youve seen sumth u dont like, quickly remove it from your screen. (continues into reply)

like i said earlier, by going on the internet, you are voluntarily being there. in order for free speech to truly be free, everyone, even people who most of us think as terrible people who say terrible things, should be able to express their ideas. we equally should be able to have the ability to, not restrain them from saying what they want, but yourself from being exposed to it, since its bothering you. fix your problem yourself instead of inconveniencing someone else by limiting their right to speech bc you didnt like what they said.

some people genuinely are out to attack others, not cool, but like i said, u were there voluntarily, they should be able to say what they want and you should be able to expunge it from your view.

this may negate most of what i said unfortunately. i understand the real situation as being this: social media platforms are just forums owned by companies who ultimately have the right to organize and manage their product however they want. thats why i disagree with anybody forcing them to monitor the content on their own platform in any way. its theirs. if they wanna censor it, that bugs me, but its theirs. if they dont want to, they should be allowed to say no and not be forced by any third party to censor their platform. again, it all goes back to people voluntarily being on these platforms. just like one would voluntarily go into a restaurant

ok, now this is what im going to say why i dont think boomer and karen are slurs, or maybe i mean, equivalent to the n word. the n word was used to make it easier to discriminate black people before the civil rights movement and even after a little bit. boomer is name calling. there is no purpose behind it other than to anger. same with karen. most of the time the purpose isnt even to anger, its just to namecall and generalize and satisfy your own anger against that person for sumth abt em. this here is where it gets involved with free speech. ok, so boomer and karen are namecalling in an environment where everyone is equal in the eyes of the law, the voting system, and the social setting, with isolated hiccups on thar last one. the N WORD, was used to restrict said rights. your rights are bot being abused, restrained or limited. you are NOT a victim. you are sensitive. people disagree with you, and sometimes in ways you dont like or understand like namecalling

get over it, tell yourself whatever you need to, do it back; whatever. whatever you do, stop being spineless sacks of mush and tears and deal with your problem yourself, one on one with that person to your satisfaction. stop widening this and bringing other people into it. they dont need you to dump your ♥♥♥♥ on them and most of then probs dont even care. thats for family and friends. those people are the ones you should go to when youre feeling down abt sumth or need help. not ranting and whining on the internet.(yikes i hope it doesnt seem like im doing that lol)

i dont personally, purposely antagonize people by poking at sensitive issues with them, but i still think that the rights of ppl who do shouldnt be trespassed upon. and to balance that i think everyone else should have the right to censor themselves from that wo restraining the other person’s rights. tbh, i dont like that people are oversensitive still abt the n word. i can understand not liking it. but to ban its use is a bit extreme imo. it isnt used today like it was then. hell, even a lot of black people use the word! picture that! itd be like a bunch of what we’d call karens goin around being like “hey my karen! wanna go talk to the manager with me?”, i mean it just wouldnt make sense. youre getting upset when other ppl call you that but you call each other that. and ik thats not all black ppl, just some.

i also understand that there are still a lot of racist ppl who say it. protection for a black person from hearing a racist call them the n word would come from them being able to censor that themselves. all this talk of self-censoring and sensitivity, all of it, i hope its obvious im talking abt online. irl doesnt work the same way, you cant just put a filter on your ears and suddenly not be able to hear racist jimmy yelling from across the street. irl you should deal w stuff in person. talking. the thing is ppl get real brave behind a keyboard. say stuff they wouldnt say to that person irl. hell, i do that, and i bet most ppl do. i wouldnt be saying this irl bc i would know that i wouldn’t be able to get all this out wo being interrupted or it coming out crude and unfinished. here i can make sure im saying what i rlly wanna day before i hit send.

i want to apologize lol. sorry this was an absolute monster length comment, especially if you read it all. and sorry for occasional moments of obscurity due to poor grammar, punctuation, you name it. i already spent abt as much time on this as i would a small essay for school and making it perfect would take at least double the time. very last thing is i wont be responding to replies bc i feel ive said my bit and am tired of talking abt this crap for a while lol. ill read em tho ;)

There are monsters out in these parts

Monsters?

Oh yes, drowners and other creatures

Where can I find them?​

Past the cottage at the edge of town, near the old clearing with the ship wreck

And what comes if I slay these monsters?

I have some gold, but not much

A witcher doesn't work for free?

Okay... okay... I also have a pan I need you to find

A pan?

Oh yes, after the war with nilfgaard it was my only true possession. Rat bastards ransacked my house and someone took my good pan
Why do you want this pan?

After nilfgaard invaded our army was driven back, all my families' wealth was spent on the war effort which has made our country poor. See all the poor people? My son went to war and the only memory I have is of his cooking. I need this pan to come back to me... for my son.

And what of coin?

I can't pay much witcher...

A witcher doesn't work for free?

Fine, bring me my pan and I'll give you what I have left

Seems someone might use your pan for soot, to write with in ink?

Oh, gracious I don't care about that I just want my pan.
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And what of the monsters?

Get rid of them too on your way. I also heard of the blacksmith, he's a dwarf you see, don't take too kindly to dwarves because they aren't humans in this realm. Someone burned down his forge.

A dwarf?
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Oh yes, He's right around the bend. You'll know cause of all the hate crimes around his house
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Why do they not like Dwarves?

Because they are magical creatures, just like elves and sylphan. We humans don't like them cause they are DIFFERENT THAN US. But his forge was necessary for the war with Nilfgaard.
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And what of coin?

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The birds are singing... the flowers are blooming... my BFG is throbbing... what a beautiful day for dooming.

Good morning John Romero, I've been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't doomed yet.

It's time to hope on my gamer throne and machine gun jackhammer my bloodshot death-grip bloodshot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again!

(Types on keyboard). I-s...is that a hell demon?? HMMGH*,* I-I MUST RIP AND TEAR, SNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF** OH GOD (CLA-CLACK) ♥♥♥♥♥♥, HUHGHU, BLAM, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (PUNCHES FACE) I-I-IM DOOOMING!!!!! IM DOOMING, IM DOOMING IM DOOOMING IM DOOOOOMING (DOOOOOOOOOOM), DOOOMING, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, AHHAFHHAHUHG, (DOOOOOM), AW ♥♥♥♥ ITS EVERYWHERE, (DOOOOOM), AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw ♥♥♥♥, aw ♥♥♥♥. oh jesus. ahhghhha, there you are, my dear two barrel shotgun, my son, my son...Well, it's time to get breakfast...well a little doom first wouldn't hurt.

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ples cease

Part 1

I was on a walk the other day and off in the distance I heard loud thunder then it began to snow, a lot.

I then looked up into the sky and shouted “this is like the dark souls of weather!” People then walk out of their homes into the cold to praise my description by applauding. I stood there proudly absorbing what I have just done, absorbing my...achievement. However I had to look within myself, deep within myself, and confront the dark soul within myself. A question. A difficult question the dark souls of questions, but one I had to ask. Are these people cheering me on because they too have mastered the craft, and grew from the experience, or... sigh. Are they simply casuals. Do they not understand? Can they even comprehend the task, the challenge, we spent hours at fine tuning until we finally accomplished it? Are they just clapping because they’ve been precondition to do so? So they can continue to hide their 200 hours in Stardew Valley?

Part 2

Perhaps. I may never know maybe it is I whom do not understand their simplistic ways. All I understand is my vocabulary is suited to describe anything in fine detail for I wield “of the dark” in my left hand and “like souls” in my right. When I combine the two I hold in both hands, the perfect descriptor “like the dark souls of” 18 letters, four spaces, each word intricate filled with layers. For the casuals still reading, I’ll explain.

Part 3

It’s like when you go to a restaurant you sit down, order some raw meat, a lot of salt, apple cider, maybe some ketchup, then some more salt, then get mad when the server who’s probably a feminist says they will give you everything else but won’t serve you an uncooked steak. But you learned from dark souls, so you came prepared with your own raw meat edition. Now you get to eat this meal, there is so much flavor and complexity to the meal. I’d also like to thank any casuals who are still reading you’re at least finally trying to grow and improve risking your time to gain something, and here is a great place to start. Maybe one day you’ll also gain the satisfaction to compare things to dark souls.

Part 4

It’s so good I want to say it again. Next time I play a challenging game I can say it’s like the dark souls of..... I mean I won’t play, finish, or remember any other hard games because I’ve already played dark souls, it’s flawless btw, and ruins any other challenging game...but I want to say it again so bad so idk. Maybe I’ll play that cartoon cup game lots of people recognize that, then I can beat world 1 and tell everyone I beat the whole game and get showered with praise. Then I can overhear peoples conversations about how they didn’t like certain things about the game. Then I can roll in and tell them how they’re objectively wrong and they need to become good and if they dislike anything it’s because they play like garbage and are the problem, not parts of the game the game is entirely pure, you know just like with dark souls

You just disrespected gamers on their own subreddit.
Seriously? This is the equivalent of marching uninvited into someone's grandmas funeral, opening the casket and taking a fat, steamy ♥♥♥♥ on her pale, lifeless body. Everyone present turns around in horror but you grin and clap to congratulate yourself on your deed.
Gaming IS an exercise, period. Its one of the very few activities that require both constant muscle and mind activity. Split-second reactions, mechanical accuracy, mind bending puzzles. Handling a keyboard and a mouse for HOURS. This is all nothing for gamers. Its our second nature.
Please take a step back and consider your actions before going around defaming gamers like that.

I swear this reply is like the Summer-Colored High School Adolescent Record – A Summer At School On An Island Where I Contemplate How The First Day After I Transferred, I Ran Into A Childhood Friend And Was Forced To Join The Journalism Club Where While My Days As A Paparazzi Kid With Great Scoops Made Me Rather Popular Among The Girls, But Strangely My Camera Is Full Of Panty Shots, And Where My Candid Romance Is Going of replies.

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BASED ALERT
Waman cant bideo games, real gamer hours, who is is still cognizant at this time?

be nae nae'd upon

WOW kid you just got r/WOOOOOOSHED!!!! 😂😂👀

"Wooosh" means you didn't get the joke, as in the sound made when the joke "woooshes" over your head. I bet you're too stupid to get it, IDIOT!! 😤😤😂

His joke was so thoughtfully crafted and took him a total of like 3 minutes, you SHOULD be laughing. 🤬 What's that? His joke is bad? I think that's just because you failed. He outsmarted you, nitwit.🤭

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My name is Muffoshi. I am 33 years old. My house is in the east of Morio, where all the villas are. I am not married I work at the Kamiad store and go home at 8pm. I just smoke sometimes. I slept 23 years and couldn't sleep for 8 hours. After sleeping 20 minutes before bed with a glass of warm milk, I could not sleep in the morning. In the morning, I wake up tired. Someone said there was nothing wrong with the previous test. I try to make it clear that I want a quiet life. Be careful not to disturb the enemy who wins or loses. It feels like a way to work at a company. But when they struggle, they lose nothing.

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