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Purple doors. Purple curtains. Purple panties. Purple soaps. Purple everything.
She drives a purple car and even asked her boss permission to paint her office purple.
Her least favorite movie is The Purple People Eater, because it gives the color a bad name.
One day a guy stops by her large purple house (it's hard to miss) and knocks on the purple door.
"Hi, do you have a spare room?"
"As a matter of fact I do," says the woman in a purple dress. She leads him through the purple door, into the purple hallway, and past another purple door. And another purple door. She finally stops by the purple door at the end of the purple hallway.
"Here you are."
The next day, he hears the woman screaming.
"Breakfast!"
He gets out of the purple bed, gets his clothes from the purple dresser, and goes out the purple door into the purple hallway. He finds his way to the kitchen and sits down at the purple table.
The woman opens the purple cupboard and pulls out two boxes of cereal: Wheaties and Cheerios. She sets them on the purple table.
"What would you like?"
The man considers for a moment before finally responding: "Cheerios."
The woman smiles.
"So it's true: 2 out of 3 do prefer Cheerios over Wheaties."
He asks his friend what it says and his friend says "Go to the teacher"
He asks the teacher what it says and she says "Go to the principle"
He asks the principle what it says and he says "Get out of my school"
He goes home and asks his mom and she says "Go see your father"
He asks his dad and he says "Get out of my house"
He leaves and goes to the mayor and he says "Get out of my town"
He then leaves and asks the president and the president says "Get out of my country"
So he starts swimming and he finds a fishing boat
They take him in and he asks one of the crew members and he says "Go ask the captain"
He asks the captain and he says "Get off of my boat"
So he starts swimming again and he finds land
He crawls up and he sees a bear
He asks the bear what it says....
You know what the bear said?
*audiences reply*
Silly, bears can't talk