sigh.... i bet alfred would love warframe... so many dark holes in space..

so back in 1962 i had this best friend called alfred, right? he was the bestest friend a man could have. loyal, friendly, always up to hang out and has the tightest ass of all time. a genuine pleasure to just slap on the butt and go “go get em champ”. he did bark a lot but we let it slide. so anyway we worked at the old mine together and there was A LOT of dark holes like you wouldn’t believe!!! small ones, big ones, deep ones, girthy ones. it was a wild place being near the dark holes! but we worked there for 5 years and then in 1967 the unfortunate tragedy of alfred happened. if you think you know dark souls, let me tell you about some dark holes because those dark holes? oh boy…

Practice match tekken sometime?

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L

a true cutie <3