welcome

3RD BEST SOLDIER IN NORTH AMERICA
" i’m nice at rocket jumping "
hey, welcome to my profile. heres some cool testimonials below about myself.

" soldier has 17 tours and doesn't even know how to upgrade his rocket launcher. who carried you? " - funny tacobot.tf man

" please stop rocket jumping in the enemy team to get market gardener kills, you made me waste my uber " - a poor medic

" useless soldier :/ " - jixsaw

" it's your fault we lost, he was top of the leaderboard but didn't carry us " - carlos

" why didn't you kill the pyro adjacent of us? " - Caprisonny

" yo solly, 4k dmg, looking kind a weak." - kid

Steel Trap:
N/A

Mecha Engine:
N/A

Two Cities:
Tour 8 - SMG
Tour 25 - Blutsauger
Tour 26 - Sticky Bomb Launcher
Tour 40 - Frontier Justice
Tour 48 - Blutsauger
Tour 71 - Golden Frying Pan

Gear Grinder:
N/A

below are a few of my favorite items that will never be for sale.....
-1 of 1 defiant spartan helmet
-1 of 1 thousand yard stare
-genuine triple a badge i got in 2012 from the sandvich toy i sold da robo sandvich
-pampered pyro #34 i crafted myself
-the black rose knife
and more.....

" you're still here? it's over, go home; go. " - ferris bueller