I'm seeing many bigoted comments on your profile so I just want to make this clear : any hate towards Pride will result in a permanent ban from this month with no warning. This includes, but is not limited to, calling me "stupid" or saying that I am a "fake bird". Birds is one of the most useful prides to June.

Behave. Or get banned. Happy Pride.

It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out.

This man refused to return my family until I paid his
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i manage football alright. manage to put my foot and balls in your mouth.

who even chares about the chianese new year

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Merry Kris Smith my dude

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I tell ya hwat, you just got visited by the friendly propane man
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