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glad i met this FLUffy
- Signed by yours truly, flu's 69th best friend, Me
So, whoever I play, no matter lane or meta or anything, I always ban Pyke. His Voice line is just so smooth, like smooth cold sand on my hot feet, and it is deep and growly and it makes my skin feel tingly. I’m a straight dude but Pyke is just something else, If you know what I mean “my list just got longer” yeah dude you know what else got longer?
CREATIVITY
how many of your braincells did it take to make this?? we realize it's hard not to get a little excited when you see an epic and kek worthy keanu chungus wholesome 100 meme but PLEASE HAVE SOME CREATIVITY!!!
at least TRY to expand on the joke if you are going to post cringe !!! don't boil this place down to all the funny catchphrases :( :( :(
did that make it through your thick skull?? next time it happens i'll SEX your mom too 😡
My humongous ♥♥♥♥ has ruined my life. I resent God for cursing me with this large chunk of meat that just drags across the ground. Doctors tell my I will never be able to get a penis reduction as they would have nowhere to put the penis. It would just take up far too much room.
Ok hear me out. Due to gravitation time dilation, your upper body is technically older then your lower body due to Gravitational Time Dilation. Gravitational Time Dilation the effect gravity has on time. The lower the gravitational potential, the faster time is. Knowing this, because your ♥♥♥♥ has more gravitational potential then your head, your head is older then your ♥♥♥♥ (by like less then a millionth of a nanosecond but that doesn’t matter). So if you were sucking your own ♥♥♥♥ while you turned 16, your head would age first. This means your 16 year old head would be sucking your 15 year old ♥♥♥♥.
My problem is none of this, it's her shoulder thrusters. Those big, chunky, gaping thrusters, with void energy dripping out of them. When I get to support a Kai'Sa, I often ask her to do her /joke. When the little toad hops up to her and gets sucked into her thruster, I just can't help it. My mind fantasizes about being that frog, about being sucked into the thing I crave the most. Usually I afk for the first few minutes after that to finish up. Then I come to lane just to see her shoot all sorts of projectiles out of her thrusters. When she leans back to shoot her missile and the thrusters push it out as if they were giving birth to a void-made miracle, I almost faint half of the time. I see her cast the small missile barrage and I can literally feel every single missile below my belt.
Ja, må han leva!
Ja, må han leva uti hundrade år!
Javisst ska han leva!
Javisst ska han leva!
Javisst ska han leva uti hundrade år!
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