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-rep this guy cheats in csgo lol

Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

ey guys I'm not gay, i dont play tf2 or watch anime. I play football. I accidentally clicked this steam because I thought my mouse was hovered over a hot girls steam. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big tits you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other ♥♥♥♥. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester?

9:19 AM - Nat: when you Fortnite™ and you bro right into bros Mcbrosville™ and your Fortbro™ lands on his Fortnite™ Official™ Fortbro™ glider and you get the Victory Royale™

Sucks how people who died in stupid ways back then have their whole lives defined by that one instant, even though by todays standards they probably lived incredible lives.

Just like how I shouldn't be defined by the junior high talent show where me and my "best" friends did an oldie's medley of classic sixties rock.

One of the songs was the Box Top's "The Letter" and being a dork in 1996, I thought it would the height of coolness to change "letter" in the "my baby just wrote me a letter" line to "email." I got in a huge fight with the singer over it and had to go in to full aspy panic attack mode before he finally caved.

During the performance everything went great, even though I had made some flubs by glancing away from my fingers to my crush, until he got to that line and shouted "letter!!!" then shot me a smug look. I lost it and unplugged my bass and baseball swing threw it as hard as I could at his legs and he fell right off the stage and broke his wrist. I tried to "save" the moment by doing the devil horns and shouting "rock and roll!" but I was immediately tackled by the phys ed teacher, and let's just say the day didn't end with "Sarah" nervously asking me out to the movies.

I'm better now, and once my crypto investments moon (SYS FTW!) I'll be able to get my own place, stocked with custom realdolls to help me make up for lost time romantically, but if all anyone knew of me was that one youthful outburst of immaturity, they'd immediately assume I'm a loser.

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I offer my services as your personal pocket medic❣️ My prices are as follow:

💕 15 minutes : 1 ref
💕 30 minutes : 3 ref
💕 1 hour : 6 refined

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milk mlik lemonade around the corner fudge is made, say the children..


wrong. the human body produces no lemonade nor chocolate.

[TFTrue] The game was paused by Muad'Dib #PUGCHAMP4EVER.
Muad'Dib #PUGCHAMP4EVER : need blanket

IS THAT A FORTNITE WIN ON MY SNAPCHAT?

⚠❌🚨 WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! 🚨❌⚠

IS THAT 😤👎 A FORT NIGHT 🏠🌓 WIN 🏆 ON MY 👉😎👈 SNAPCHAT 📱📷😒 I SEE?

CONSIDER ☺ YOURSELF BLOCKED ❌🔞⚠ AND DON'T ❌ TALK ✋😐 TO ME 👉😎👈 UNTIL 🕛 YOU'VE STOPPED ⚠❌ JUULING 💉 IN THE RESTROOMS 🚽 AT SCHOOL 🏤 YOU SILLY 😤👎 STEREOTYPICAL ✋😐 SOPHOMORE

YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER SHEEP 🐐 FOLLOWING ➡⬆⬅⬇ THE HERD 👎😎

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When I was about 13 or 14, I jizzed on a pizza by mistake while masturbating in its direction, with my parents and siblings upstairs. I just masturbated in the kitchen then suddenly I had to ♥♥♥. I tried to make it to the bathroom so I could jizz on the mirror or something, but then I fell dickfirst into the pizza box, and came all over it. I suddenly realized I had came on the pizza my family was going to eat so very quickly I took some bleach wipes and wiped down the pizza, I told my parents I couldn't eat due to being full, and they ate the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pizza. The next day or so, my mother announced she was pregnant, and gave birth to my brother (who has mental problems) nine months later. Do you think I impregnated my mother, or is it just some freak coincidence? Please tell me, I've been haunted for over 3 years now.

all i got is beef with those who violate me
i shall annihilate thee

im shooting ♥♥♥. into a minions 6 holes.

If my girl👧😍 and my beyblades💯🔥 are both drowning🌊😦 and I could only save one😄☝️️ you can Catch me letting it rip at my girls funeral😅👻💀 Cause it's bey blade or catch a fade my ♥♥♥♥♥🙏👊 😠💯

Don't👏 pretend👏 to 👏be 👏entitled👏 to👏 financial👏 compensation👏 if 👏you 👏or👏 a👏 loved 👏one 👏hasn't👏 even 👏been 👏diagnosed👏 with 👏mesothelioma

dude for ♥♥♥♥♥ sake jessica came up to me at the winter formal and told me you gave her hep c? Dude i know i shouldnt judge but your blood fetish is getting out of hand.

The Important Matter of c=8
Does c really equal 8 or have we been misled all this time?

My girl 🤰🏼said "your ♥♥♥♥ 🍆too small"😂👏🏼♥♥♥♥♥😂😂!!! Wait till 😅you see👀 my will 😯to live 🤣😜👌🏻😭😏

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I'm doing an essay on gang wars throughout the U.S. I was wondering if you could help me because you used to associate with gang members on a block game ( Minecraft )

Dougan234: @b4nny
any tips for managing anger? During scrims sometimes I get so angry that I yell "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥" and when my dad overhears me cursing he comes into my room and takes my macbook pro and throws it really hard at the ground :/

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Big Foot is real and he tried to eat my ass

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The thing I really like about Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Rape of Nanking, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima...
This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality?
What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?
Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized?
I could go on

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About Me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
⛺Who Am I?
I am the type of guy that cuts in front of you at McDonald's, orders some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing that is not even on the menu, argues with the person behind the counter for a little bit, then I end up getting her number because she has big ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ titties, then I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ order something, and I leave without the item or paying because ♥♥♥♥ McDonald's, I aint got time for your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ excuses, like i couldnt give a flying ♥♥♥♥ if your ♥♥♥♥ is stuck in the frozen fanta machine!!!

Teach me how to Dougie.
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Islam is NOT a religion of peace, There are only 2 genders, CNN is fake news.

Chaz you can still come to the party you just have to tell Lisha you're sorry about what you did to her ferret.

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when you take a third flintstones gummy from the bottle :nut:

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I miss the old Harambe.

Straight from the zoo Harambe.

Eating his food Harambe.

No attitude Harambe.

I hate the new Harambe.

Shot by a dude Harambe.

The YouTube views Harambe.

Up in the news Harambe.

I miss the sweet Harambe.

Playing with kids Harambe.

I gotta say at that time I'd like to meet Harambe.

See I invented Harambe.

It wasn't any Harambes.

And now I look and look around and there's no more Harambes.

I used to love Harambe.

I used to love Harambe.

I even had the silverback I thought I was Harambe.

What if Harambe made a song about Harambe.

Called "I miss the old Harambe."

Man that would be so Harambe.

That's all it was Harambe.

We still love Harambe.

And I love you like Harambe loves toddlers.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play gfsimulators sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xpdpdpd pleb yon hyaku nijuu moyase

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