This is wrong man. People forget what gaming is all about. Conquering a game is about more than loot. It used to be about the satisfaction and pride. You sound like my wife and kids. All they want is a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold.

Careful I attempted to play minecraft with this guy and he tried luring me to his house.

H e h a s n o s t y l e, h e h a s n o g r a c e,
this Kong has a funny face,
he can handstand when he needs to,
and stretch his arms out, just for you,
inflate himself just like a balloon,
this crazy Kong just digs this tune

For real bro, have you ever PERSONALLY met a helicopter, or does big media just sell it on tv in cop shows and action movies....

think about bro... propeller on a plan is the front - the plane goes forward.

helicopter has propeller on top.... wtf?

Slaanesh- uh I mean dave says hi. FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING YOU.

Its 4am and im watching a man in a wrestling suit instruct me on how to make Gundams I don't even own any Gundams please help.

I understand that daedric worship is becoming increasingly prevalent in the summerset isles

So like, I got this app idea, like you get in, you log in, right, and then like you take a picture, so when you take the picture like your app tells you what's on the picture, and then it offers you what you actually want for dinner, based on the pic you took, and it also plays your favorite song on your home stereo and tells your boss you'll be late for the meeting and like then it books an uber to Greece... are you still with me? We'll make billions my guy!

I wish I had this voice, VHS distortion and all.

Before YouTube, I had to sit in a car in Grand Theft Auto Vice City to hear this song.

He drinks a Whiskey drink, he drinks a Vodka drink
He drinks a Lager drink, he drinks a Cider drink
He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him of the better times

I drink a whiskey drink, I drink a chocolate drink
and when I have to pee, I use the kitchen sink
- Homer Simpson

Though their numbers are few, the seasoned Blademasters represent an elite fighting force within the Horde. These skilled swordsmen were once part of the ill-fated Burning Blade Clan which consumed itself in the throes of Demonic corruption. With their Clan scattered and broken, the proud Blademasters swore a grim oath to free themselves and their brethren from Demonic control once and for all. Under Thrall's command, the Blademasters have once again joined the Horde and serve as the young Warchief's personal honor guard.

when the pan flute hits i feel no pain

How to keep Overwatch alive:

More updates? Nah

Fixing bugs? Nah

Swimsuit Torbjorn skin? YES YES YES YEEEEEEEESSDDD

go get him Zangief, for mama Russia

Ever play this hidden gem of a game called Minecraft? Depending on mods your FPS can be 800 or 4.

Gotta love a good depressing video to destroy my faith in our political system first thing in the morning

(silent rage and blank soulless gaze)...
"...Hanzo..."

Blizzard: Overwatch is dying, we need something to revive it

Devs: MEI THIGHS

Travelling in a fried-out Kombi
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
And she said:

Do you come from a land down under
Where women glow and men plunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder
You better run, you better take cover."

"We found a circular relic with various weird symbols. We think it is a gate."

This isnt even 80s nostalgia. Its also 2000s slavic nostalgia

hello its me = dirty slute. 100% CONFIRMED THAT I AM SLUTE

france: wow germany stop it
germany: lol this isnt even my final form scrub

Eddy: What happened to the stairs?!
Ed: My parents took 'em down 'cuz I am grounded.
Edd: That's disturbing.
— Ed, Edd n Eddy, "3 Squares and an Ed"

doses anyone want to have like a waterproof phone and listen to this while swimming in da sea with water proof headphones

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There is so much that is wrong here. You can tell just how low his power level truly is.

First off, what is that glass? That don't look like no tumbler or rocks glass to me. Don't be drinking your whiskey out of whatever $1 Wal Mart bundle glass you bought.

Second, Jameson? Really? If you're going to drink the swill that is Irish Whiskey at all, at least grab something off a higher shelf. Something classy like Tullamore Dew.

Lastly, a glorious, Nihongonese katana does not belong on your shoulder out of a saya (that's Nihongo for "scabbard," for you baka gaijin). They didn't fold it 1,000,000 times for you to treat it like a barbarian zweihander (that's Krautspiek for "two hander," for you baka gaijin).

This man deserves to be destroyed, but I doubt my master would allow it. My speed and power are too hard to control when I'm this upset and innocent people may get injured. You live...for now.

Do you ever think about how old the water is? Like, those atoms are 13.something billion years old, but still fresh

Ah... Nostalgia.

When I get my first silver I promise you I won’t need a speech

EDIT: OOMMGGGGG THANK YOU KIND STRANGER FOR THE SILVER!!!!!

I never EVER THOUGHT this day would come! I’d like to thank my dad, my mom, Tim, y’know.. funny story actually. My good friend Tim was always down on me telling me I would never be able to get silver and LOOK AT ME NOW TIM. WOW IM IN SHOCK STILL JEEZE LOUISE WOWIE OOF OUCH MY SILVER BONES. I CAN NEVER 👏🏻 THANK 👏🏿 YOU 👏 ENOUGH! I gotta brush my teeth now knowing that someone was so KIND AND GENEROUS TO GIVE ME A SSSIIILLLVVVEEERRRR ON REDDIT WOW 6 YEARS AND OVER 10k KARMA AND WE FINALLY DID IT REDDIT GOD BLESS AMERICA thank

LOBSTER FACT ♥♥♥♥♥

Lobsters are not able to live indefinitely. They keep getting bigger and never truly stop, but they do slow down. When the lobsters are very large, molting their shell becomes so strenuous that they can die from it. Usually they just don't have enough nutrients to regrow such a large exoskeleton, but there are also infectious bacteria that can rot them too. Lobsters do live a long time, but they definitely have an age restriction associated with their size.

Me: “I’m depressed. What should I do?”

Doctor: “Have you tried watching a cat walk in water on a treadmill synced with stayin alive?”

Me: Depression cured

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNvYcgICPCs

We've already gone past the point where this was acceptable...but let's keep going and see where it ends up.

used in the phrase "the Lord yeeteth and the Lord yoinketh away". Yoink is of course the opposite of yeet in any and all contexts, and is therefore used in this one to mean "to take".

That sounds like exactly what somebody going to Las Vegas to bang hookers would say.

Haha guys I like sleep and food!!1 I’m so unique lololol!!!11

My life has no meaning

We all come here and post pictures of stuff for fake points then we argue in the comments section about nothing

Watching this high is both a nightmare and a blessing

[8:41 PM]
Coach Feratu:
sry lol i wasnt really clear on what being a slut means

Stay frosty

the factions are only ever in one of these two categories:

The guys you are killing right now, and the guys that you are going to kill later.

👈😎👈 Zoop!

That's a nice starting town you have there, it would be a shame if anything were to happen to it

Bullying others is wrong. But mind crushing people and sending their souls to the shadow realm is a-okay!

she protecc
she attack
but most importantly
she h a c c

So you're telling me everything I learned from anime's a lie? I booked my trip to Japan specifically because I wanted to see giant robots, hypersexualized schoolgirls, and 500-year-old demon catgirls. 😞

It's not Terra. it's H O L Y Terra. Are you a heretic or xeno scum? Hmm?

I feel as if blizzard, EA, and Bethesda all took a suicide pact or something lol