Bodak Klack
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2022 年 6 月 13 日 下午 6:45 
+rep cool guy
76561198811485645 2021 年 10 月 22 日 下午 5:16 
peter scully is based
🧜🏽‍♀️ 𝐀𝐥𝐞 2018 年 7 月 15 日 上午 2:21 
If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have
schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz

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Carpal Tunnel Syndrome? No. Lumber Lung? No. Jugglers despair?
No. Achy-Breaky Pelvis? No. Oh, I'm never going to be disabled.
I'm sick of being so healthy! Hey wait -- Hyper-Obesity. If you
weigh more than 300 pounds, you qualify as disabled.

-- Homer Simpson
King-Size Homer
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"During the race
We may eat your dust,
But when you graduate,
You'll work for us."
-- Reed College cheer

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Go ahead... make my day.
-- Dirty Harry

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An economist is a man who would marry Farrah Fawcett-Majors for her money.
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The surest sign that a man is in love is when he divorces his wife.
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Scully: I have a date.
Mulder: Can you cancel?
Scully: Unlike you, Mulder, I would like to have a life.
Mulder: I have a life!

"The X-Files: The Jersey Devil"

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Vivid. 2015 年 3 月 18 日 下午 1:15 
+rep really fast and nice trader
Gane Iger 2015 年 3 月 14 日 上午 6:31 
+rep - good trader
76561198140577310 2014 年 6 月 23 日 下午 12:44