I'm going to goon for 12 hours outside of your house and then aim my incredibly powerful ejaculate at the button on the detonator switch that will detonate the c4 I've strategically placed throughout your house.

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Due to the fact that Godzilla's penis size is 6.96 m, his ejaculate would be much faster and more powerful than the average human's which is 24 mph. The speed of his ejaculate would be around 6,845.6 kilometres per hour (4,250 miles per hour), Assuming that Godzilla's ejaculate is the same density as water, then his ejaculate would have a kinetic energy of approximately 1.2 x 1013 joules. This is equivalent to the energy released by the detonation of around 2.9 kilotons of TNT

Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because i'll be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because i'll be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand)Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because i'll be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me

Get that N***a B***h off the plane!!!!!!

stonks

I've seen this dude play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes. His spray control is otherworldly, his crosshair erratically jolting across the screen as his wrist muscles perfectly predict the next bullet's location. Time literally stops as he peeks, sunlight curving as his trigger finger impacts his left mouse button, sending enemies to a digital shadow realm before they even know what happened. He is un-killable. He is undefeatable. This "man" is the epitome of eternal.

hey there so i was looking for some single milfs in my area and you came up. you dont look like a milf but if youd like i could take you in as my sugar baby

Ok I love CSGO. Just about to hit 300 hours. I played probably 100 hours with just bots. Took like a year break and now am finally getting into it. I've been playing consistently for about 3 months. I've upgraded to silver 2 hopefully a silver 3 soon. Here's the problem. My friends are not as good as me. But I'm not good enough to be considered a smurfer on my team. I'll usually be top 2 but not by much. Tonight I played against 4 admitted smurfers and 1 dead weight. We went 0-16 against them. One round I took 4/5 but the last guy got me. It really pisses me off. How can I upgrade and become better when the entire game is full of blatant smurfers. I mean these guys where incredible. Would love to be like them one day. Quick shot A long headshot with an AK. And crazy stuff. But the entire game was them harassed and mocked us. Calling us "filthy silvers" and ♥♥♥♥. It makes me want to quit. I won't. But still. Anyways. That's my rant.

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard wiener push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

This guy added me as a friend after i dropped 53 kills in a faceit mythic cup final, so i figured he just wanted the carry again. After accepting the request things took an unfortunate turn as he blew me up with all sorts of sexual messages asking things like "Can i put the hammer or helmet in?" so i informed valve of the situation and they assured me he was only "power tripping", whatever the hell that means. Contrary to him probably being a recovering sex addict his knowledge in game seems competent which is good enough for me, so long story short i had to mute him in messages and i am still carrying him in csgo to this day.

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"bag bag ♥♥♥♥ing 4 that ♥♥♥♥ing wall splat little luigi LETS ♥♥♥♥ING GO" - Cloud

Now I'm no scientist but I've always wondered why he's so fast and after studying his races for 6 weeks I've come to the conclusion that its because he runs with a boner and here's why. So aerodynamically speaking a boner cuts through the wind resistance better than a flabby ♥♥♥♥ a flabby ♥♥♥♥ acts almost like a parachute adding wind resistance to the runner thus slowing him down. But Usain runs with boner thus acting like a spear cutting through the wind making the wind have the smallest affect on him. Where as his opponents flabby ♥♥♥♥♥ slow them down. I do believe he uses performance enhancing drugs (viagra) to get and keep these race winning boners. Thank you for taking the time to read my research paper
-Barack Obama on Usain Bolt

he is big gAY +REP MEGGA ♥♥♥♥

HE IS INSANE

10/10 would bang again

I am Ibella

This kid is a blatant hacker. I believe he is hacking for the following reasons:

1. His bullets do more damage than mine
2. I didn't know he was there and he shot me when I wasn't paying attention
3. he always seems to not die when I am shooting at him I NEVER MISS because I am the greatest CS:GO player of all time
4. he knifed me once
5. I lost the match and he caused me to derank
6. I did better than him during warm-up, so he clearly toggled on mid-match
7. His USP-S killed me in 1 shot despite me unloading my Glock in his general direction

Together, as a community, we need to band together against this type of behavior. It isn't right for a person like this to be able to win a competitive game that I deserved to win. Rest assured, my dad works at Valve and will have his account banned.

i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life

This guy legit ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my mom!

I met this guy in a CS:GO match. we were getting alot until this toxic player started mic spamming. He started getting mad like really mad! He started to DOS the other team and yelling "Im going to ♥♥♥♥ all your moms!!!!". i know that games can really get to people so i didn't think much of it.

2 weeks pass and i come home from school only to hear my mom screaming in pleasure. He opens the door with a half ♥♥♥♥♥♥ smile says "i told you i would ♥♥♥♥ your mom". he lives with me now and i call him dad

8/10 teammate would recommend

Ever since I saw your comment on Amazon.com/100gallontuboflube I knew you were a real gangster and I needed to know where you put all that lube. So I took the leap of faith and friended this guy. IT WAS WORTH IT. We immediately bonded and have these fun quirky "lube-offs" where we find ways to use the lube. We put it all over our bodies and goof off together. (nothing to crazy ladies ;) ) But when it comes to the game he is not all that great but worth the lube time ive had. 4/5 good friend and 2.5/5 good lover. Thanks for being a part of my life. - your girlfriends boyfriends cucked brother phil

@DYNASTY |NAYUGA for real dude ive played with him for years and he hacks to win. smh "so sad you have to hack" - angry old man to me once

you need a xanax for your little heart that cant handle this big boy game

LIFT YOUR HEAD ♥♥♥♥♥

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word on the streat is hes got a big ♥♥♥♥... (dont tell him i told ya)

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