-rep told me he was going to do heinous things to my holes

-rep After we met in Minecraft, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great wipes and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a Minecraft lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard d1ck push against my leg. I punched him and then flicked him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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ben

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+Rep defeated the dragon that was lurking outside of the whiterun walls