"You say I have soft hands, but if only you knew the half of it. So much coom passes through these mittens as I goon my homies daily" - Cuch "gooner of homies" Ermar

You can work hard in the goon mines all day everyday for years and maybe one day achieve elder gooner status. But why limit yourself? Instead of gooning just yourself why not get at least a 300% increase in productivity by gooning three of your homies daily as well? With an entrepreneurial mindset the only thing stopping you is how much gooning youre willing to do for the boys.

whos still jorking it in 2025

BTW i REALLY LOVE your pfp,totally RAD!

Try the free demo.

Update*i bought n played Trails in the sky ZERO for Switch and was better than the original for once.(if that means anything.)

HELLO,i'm just creeping on Jahns friends profiles....Trails in the sky RE-make,doesn't seem as fun...on SWITCH anyways....they should just start a whole other series instead.

Bet you're hyped for Trails of the Sky first chapter

hope you're doing well. Its been a long time

sup buddy hope youre well <3

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Um, hi. I just recently saw your post about wanting a bf? So maybe I'd give it a shot, I mean you're really cute and friendly. I really like anime like you do! So, um.. Can we date? I'm sure we'll be the best otaku couple! We can listen to anime songs and maybe watch some Naruto and Dbz. Do you like those animes? It's okay if not.. Maybe we can watch something much more like hentai or not. I don't want to seem like your horny average guy, so we can watch something innocent. Maybe bleach.. Heh. You're so kawaii, y'know? I just want to kiss your face and call you my kohai. Would you like me to be your senpai boyfriend? I think it'll be really kawaii. I think I love you, kohai. Please make me happy and date a fellow otaku

I was banned from your discord for arguing a neutral stance on beastiality. I have a unique position on the matter where my cat has initiated with my fingers, and I am highly conflicted about the situation. I wanted to discuss it in good faith with people in the voice rooms of your discord, trying to come to a better moral understanding of what I should do, but I was banned immediately. Please Unban

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If nutting to drawings isn't considered sex, then nutting to drawings shouldn't be considered gay. It is quite natural for a Male to be attracted to that which has feminine features, and traps have most of those features. It's not our fault they have a ♥♥♥♥♥. People that like traps are actually more straight because they can find girls attractive even with negative features (♥♥♥♥♥). Because we are willing to be attracted to more feminine beings than normal people are, we are less gay. Traps are not mere men, but girls with ♥♥♥♥♥ and small tits. We are not gay, we are just more accepting than most people. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

So, one day, I (17M) was playing Terraria with my friends, Among us, Keanu Reeves, And snoo ♥♥♥♥ bot. While we were playing, Keanu Reeves said, "Gee, I wonder if alexas can be suicidal. Among us said "sussus" (Translation: Yeah, I wonder Keanu chungus wholesome 100.) Snoo ♥♥♥♥ bot cummed (We could hear his sticky fluids coming out of this uthrea.) And guess what? It appears that my alexa said "I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ life." while we were having some chit-chat. We were shocked. Snoo ♥♥♥♥ bot died from overcumming (He could only ♥♥♥ up to 69 gallons), Among us was ejected (He was not the impostor), and Keanu Reeves became everything that my redditor brain could not comprehend, causing my brain to shrink until it was the size of a pea (This is so sad guys, can I get a F and a heckin' chonker in the chat). So, tl;dr, don't ask if your alexa is suicidal because half of your friends will die and the othee half will become retarded.

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Futa hentai is the best and totally not gay. On the contrary, it's actually double straight, even more straight than vanilla hentai. Futas have all the sex organs: ♥♥♥♥, vag, boobs. That's 66.6% straight and 33.3 (repeating, of course) % gay if you don't like futas. However, the ♥♥♥♥ and vag cancel out mathematically and we're left with nothing but female boobs, which is 100% straight. On top of that, the male g spot is in the ass. Getting your g spot pounded by a man is gay. Getting your g spot pounded by a fat twelve inch futa ♥♥♥♥ is straight because there's a vagina somewhere back there and boobs that can rest on your back, plus the math checked out. There are only two types of men: men who want a fat futa ♥♥♥♥ railing their throat and dumping a hot load into their stomach followed by hours upon hours of anal, and men who are in denial.

i have never met a man who could have THAT much sex

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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faded May 9, 2017 @ 12:00pm
the truth is that i have a crush on you and i just feel like i don't have a right to do so since i don't even know you properly i mean i have no idea about your favourite food or your favourite animal and it just makes me so sad i mean it's really weird to have a crush on person who is almost completely stranger to me but hah i guess that that is the world of adults since people met at bars and online and stuff but i guess that when you meet someone online on some crappy dating site you at least know something idk idk im sorry i'm weird and ♥♥♥♥ed up and a mess and i really apologize for being creepy i never wanted to act like that and it really makes me sad since now you must think that i'm a creep or something well i am a creep but i don't want to be a creep but yeah im too weak so i can't really change myself and yeah okay bye

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-pops out of a box of cinnabons- Hello, I'm Bawx! ^ u^ I'm almost 16 my height is 6'1 I'm chubby and I'm looking for a mate that I can cuddle, give roses, hug, and kiss will you do the same in return to me? :o I wish for a closed relationship and for my mate to be as loyal like me. I will be super loyal if I like you enough i'll try to do everything and anything to make you happy and I will never roleplay with others and always put you ahead of everything heh. ^ 3^ I really love role play, romantic gestures, video games, and lil fluffy furries like me so it would be amazing if you liked this as well. :3 No matter the distance and how others talk about you about you if you are the match for me I will love you. :3 If you wanna learn more about me just send me a friend request and ask me questions through messages. :3 I surely hope i find a good mate! Recently I haven't had much good luck. .~. -hugs you softly- Well, buh bai -gives you a heart shaped cinnabon that has red frosting- >\~\<

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OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥ing love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night andw atch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it ♥♥♥♥ing kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.

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♥ Are you a furry? No that ♥♥♥♥ gay bro.
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♥ Favourite Animals: Felines, Canines, Dragons, and especially Cartoon Foxes
♥ Favourite Games: Undertale, Undertale, Undertale
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h-hi, yeah, you saw my profile, right? yeah im a.. gamer girl ;) hope that isnt too intimidating for you, big guy..

Those hours in rocket league just keep climbing O.O

Triggered as ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!! How the ♥♥♥♥ even DARE you try to oppress and silence the opinions of a woman?! If you would educate yourself, you'd KNOW that the coefficient of oppression (denoted by the Greek letter ♂; rape = rape(1-♂) + power♂) has RISEN by at least 15% since the first post was made. It is no longer enough to simply take a male character with no discernible personality and make a visibly "female" version with absolutely no discernible personality. Without also giving her those traits which are uniquely FEMININE, we are reinforcing old gender roles and portraying women as merely the EQUALS of men. As ♂ continues to rise (which it does continuously, always, because), we need to FIGHT harder and harder against the Patriarchy. If YOU don't accept that what it means to be oppressed can change without a moment's notice, as measured by Feminist scientists, that is YOUR problem, and YOU need to educate yourself on the FACTS, Lord ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Hmmmm.... sis-girl here, and it defs means something to me: "slime girl" '"snotty url", sporting a clear and visible heart on.... meaning...this album's... 'snot a girl? ;D HOLY CARP TRACK THREE * goes entirely goosebumps, ASMR, synesthetic-with-temporary-colorblindness, what-have-you * tldr: ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ 9/9 would listen to this all the time.

Point being, I don't think I ever had another girl child ever try and gross me out with such gorgeous slime like these tracks are doing ONLY TEH BOIZ dare to touch strangers with the flabby snot'n'bass like this....? Lies, all lies. These droogs are silky pros.... For real, this almost makes me wish I lived in California.... almost. ;)