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Lt_Mantis 2 月 20 日 上午 11:36 
EliteFargis: The Modern-Day Henry of Bohemia

If Henry's Salami had a spiritual successor, it would undoubtedly be EliteFargis—Twitch's own wandering knight, gallivanting through lovely ladies and leaving a trail of "smashing" conquests in his wake. Just like our beloved Henry from KCD, this man simply cannot resist the temptation of wooing every NPC. If there's a romance option, he's taking it. If there isn't, he'll find a way.

But his true talent? Leading his loyal troops into questionable territory. When the raid horn sounds, you’d best brace yourself, because no one—not even he—knows where we're about to land. Will it be an unsuspecting ASMR stream? A VTuber with very cursed energy? A streamer deep in an existential crisis? The answer is always yes.

So raise a tankard to the Smashing King of Twitch—wherever he leads us, we shall follow… even if it means immediate regret.