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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

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its been a year daddy 👄🥳💀💀I really really miss you 😂🙂🙂🐜 mommy says you're safe now 🗣👵🏼🧠 in a beautiful place called heaven 🧑🏽‍🦼💅🏼💆🏻we had your favorite dinner tonight 🐻‍❄️👩‍👧🙅🏼‍♀️and I ate it all up 👅🍆 even though I don't like carrots 🥕🥸 I learned how to swim this summer 😣🐛and I can even open my eyes when I'm underwater 🐳👻 can you see me? 👿🤑👎🏼 I miss you daddy🤧🤧🤧💀🛬🎆🌆🪦

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Haha cool cool cool

IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯 True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖Send this to ten other 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦Mujahideen👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️ again If you get
3 back: you're off the martyr list☁️💦

5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly☪💦

10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ!💕💕☪👅👅

Want to go out shopping, senpai? \♥♥♥♥♥ pants cutely** Hee hee! \♥♥♥♥♥ out organs adorably** Oopsie! \♥♥♥♥ drips down leg softly** UWU it's so warm 0///0 \licks a little bit of poop** tasty!! hehe u///u \burps cutely, a little puke coming out** Uh oh!! OwO \♥♥♥♥♥ through panties cutely, tearing them* Oopsie! I made a little accident hehe. w-wait... where did senpai go? *\cries, tears mixing with diarrhea** waaaa! \a pool of puke, ♥♥♥♥ and tears forms cutely**

Being a hentai actress must be so weird. Imagine this: you’re in a soundproof room pleasurably screaming into an 800,000¥ microphone about how much you love old man ♥♥♥♥ at 10:47 AM on a Tuesday in October while your 45-year-old boss oversees you through a glass window from the other room. You eventually look up after 2 hours of practicing your unnaturally high-pitched moans and see him give you a big thumbs up as you pretend to have an orgasm.

DOLD7⃣ TURNP ....📮 NUDE PHTOTOS🐼🚌 GOODLE.....HANDSOME💄6⃣🕙👐🏽 DONSND🏇🏻🎳 TRUMEO ABS SEXY👩 HAWT❗️ .... GOOGLE OK👱🔉➕ GOOGLE

OH🎲👸🏼 DEAR🈚️ LORD PLEASE DELETE🔋😠 THIS....🌹 I🚱🆗 DID💦 NOT !!!☝🏼 WRITE💲🎪🎯 RHIS... IT💙 EASNT ME🚏

She 👩gotta suck 🗣️ me 👱‍♂️ before she👩 kiss 😘💋 me‼️I wanna🙏 taste 👅♥♥♥♥ 🍆 not spit 💦 ♥♥♥♥♥! 😈🤣💯

CUNNY, CUNNY, SWEET AND TASTY!
GIVE IT TO ME! PLEASE BE HASTY!
LICK IT, KISS IT, TEASE IT, TASTE IT!
EAT IT QUICKLY! DO NOT WASTE IT!
FAT OLD HAGS JUST CANT COMPARE
TO LITTLE GIRLS THAT CANT GROW HAIR!
LOOK AT ALL THAT UNRIPE MEAT!
HOW IT SENDS ME INTO HEAT!
I WONT EVER LET HER LOOSE!
I GET DRUNK OFF LOLI JUICE!
EVERY DAY I WANT IT MORE!
I CAN’T STAND THESE WRINKLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥!
GIVE ME CUNNY! GIVE IT FAST!
GIVE IT NOW! I CANNOT LAST!

What more could truly be said about this fine young hung individual maybe that his 3 point average is one of the best in the leagues and he single handedly saved me from overdosing on marijuana on multiple occassions this guy is a true hero not only because his ♥♥♥♥ is bigger than any horses his heart is so also 10times the size of any other mongoloids he would give you the shirt off his back if it wasnt for it being a 6XL

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got my ticket for the long way 'round
Two bottle 'a whiskey for the way
And I sure would like some sweet company
And I'm leaving tomorrow, wha-do-ya say?
When I'm gone
When I'm gone
You're gonna miss me when I'm gone
You're gonna miss me by my hair
You're gonna miss me everywhere, oh
You're gonna miss me when I'm gone
I've got my ticket for the long way 'round
The one with the prettiest of views
It's got mountains, it's got rivers, it's got sights to give you shivers
But it sure would be prettier with you
When I'm gone
When I'm gone
You're gonna miss me when I'm gone
You're gonna miss me by my walk
You're gonna miss me by my talk, oh
You're gonna miss me when I'm gone

Story time📕sisters💁‍♀️so like basically I was at the mall, shopping 🛍 🛒 for food 🥘 when I go in the meat 🥩 isle and see a pack of minced meat 🍖🤤 I’m not into beastiality🐐🤮but like I got the biggest, most throbbing erection that I’ve ever had 🍆to that cow 🐄 meat 🥩🤤

I looked left👀 and right👀no one was there. I created the glory hole 🕳 in which I would put my penis🍆. I entered my penis🍆 in the meat🥩 and started thrusting, slowly at first and gradually faster. I was reaching my climax💦 when suddenly, the store 🏬 manager👤 walked🚶‍♂️ in the isle and saw me😳 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the meat😨😱

I am now in the back of a police👮car🚙 and am on my way to jail. So apparently, public masturbation is >illegal< smh 🤦‍♂️ these people. Any advice for what to do next??? Thanks 🙏

IM DELETING YOUR LEAGUE OF LEGENDS 😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 LEAGUE OF LEGENDS are terminal 💖I could never survive you DIAMOND 4️⃣!💖 Send this to ten other ♋️LEAGUE OF LEGENDS PLAYERS♋️ who 😵kill😵 you 🕘slow🕘 and 😭painfully😭 or never get called 🚫LEAGUE OF LEGENDS free🚫 again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no ❌chemo❌ for you🚫🚫👿 3 back: only 6️⃣ 📆months📆 to live☁️💦 5 back: you might 🙈see🙈 your 👨‍👧‍👦children👨‍👧‍👦 grow ⬆️up⬆️ 😽👼💦 10+ back: LEAGUE OF LEGENDS 🙅‍♂♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT

IM DELETING YOUR CANCER😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 cancers are terminal 💖I could never survive you stage 4️⃣!💖 Send this to ten other ♋️cancers♋️ who 😵kill😵 you 🕘slow🕘 and 😭painfully😭 or never get called 🚫cancer free🚫 again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no ❌chemo❌ for you🚫🚫👿 3 back: only 6️⃣ 📆months📆 to live☁️💦 5 back: you might 🙈see🙈 your 👨‍👧‍👦children👨‍👧‍👦 grow ⬆️up⬆️ 😽👼💦 10+ back: cancer 🙅‍♂♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

💯🙌🏻😩 GONG XI FA CAI ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😩🙌🏻💯 🐷 IT’S THE YEAR OF THE PIG 🐷 and you know what that means you qipao SLUTS 😋👩👀, It’s time to show your AHGONG👴👲🏻👲🏻 and AHMA👵👵 your PHATTEST mandarin oranges 🍊🍊🍊👅👅👅 and recieve the THICCEST HONGBAOS 🉐💰🈵 get your love 💕 💕letters ready for some of your 大哥’s HUGE 懒觉 😩😫👅💦💦 and get ready to eat ♥♥♥♥ 🍆like a PIG 🐷😫 Don’t forget to visit your relatives 👴🧓👵👱‍♂️🧑 and suck on BAKKWA juices 🐷💦 to get MORE HONGBAOS👌🏻💰💰 Send this to 8⃣8⃣ of your most SUPERSTITIOUS SLUTS 💰💰🙊🙊 and get a sexy LION DANCE 🐲🐲💃💃 this CNY‼‼‼ If you get 0⃣-3⃣ of these back, you won't get to enjoy any of that 大肉干 If you get 4⃣-7⃣ of these back your 年年有 👉👌🍆🍆💦😩💦😩

OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥ing love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night andw atch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it ♥♥♥♥ing kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.

BEAUTIFUL WOMAN AWARD! Once you have been given this award, you’re supposed to paste it on the wall of 8 women who deserve it. If you receive more than 3, you know you're really beautiful! If you break the chain nothing will happen, but it's always sweet to know that someone ...thinks...you're beautiful! xox

You are Awesome!!
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…….…... / | ............♫ Warmest wishes♫
……… ...*•♥•*...................♫ for a ♫
…… ... *♥♫♫♥*'...........♠♫ Merry Christmas ♫♠
… .... *♥•♦♫••♥* ................♥.. and a...♥
..... *♥☺♥☺♥☺♥* ........ ♠♫ Happy New Year♫♠
.....*♥•♥#♠*♥#♥•♥* '
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..*♥♥♣♫♥♣♥♥♣♥♫ ♣♥♥*'
'*♥♥♣♥♫♥♥♫♥♥♫ ♥♣♥♥*'
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-rep onion breath

-rep is a DORK DWEEB

-rep doesn't wanna go to anime expo

hello im a cute person with a manga avatar, i have nine friends on steam and i link my equally as degenerate significant other on my profile with a unicode heart

my name is minimalistic and ominous, if you insult me, i'll dox you and then bask in my silent glory

i am a neet with no ambitions, my parents hate me, i dropped out of high school, and im a self proclaimed genius, but i never express it

my favorite five groups are "/d/ is for dickgirls", "sad sleepy anime", "sleep forever", "thigh high lolis" and a group where the only members are me and my significant other, set to invite only

my steam backgrounds are dark and grey, and only 12 cents and maybe even 12 dollars if people try to copy me

my significant other is monotoned, yet girly sounding, anorexic, and shy, we sleep skype together and go on skype dates, i love them so much as i hug my parent's ipad tightly, drifting away at 2 am.

THOT-O-WEEN 🎃is upon us !! If you get this message ✉️ you are queen 👸of the thots!!! Forward this to 7⃣ of the 🍆ThOtTiEsT🍆 thots 💁that you know will get some 👉👌 soon !!! If you don't, be prepared 🙍for 6⃣9⃣ days of bad luck ⚠️ 🍀🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 BOO!! Sorry did i scare you?? it's Cocktober 😈🌚 and almost SLUT-O-WEEN🎃💀👻👹 dat means ☝🏾👶🏾 me and my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ GANG 👏🏾👶🏾👶🏼👾👽 comin 4 YO CANDY🍫😋 wit dem ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆😤💁🏾‍♂️💯 ♥♥♥♥ OR TREAT 😔🤘🏼🔫😳 send this to 10 of your spooky 👻 hoes 💅🏾💃🏾 if you get 7️⃣ back youre a slutty witch ♥♥♥♥♥ ♋️ but if you get 🔟 back youre the spookiest slut on the block 😛😈🔮💯 youve been visited by the thottie ghost!!!! 😩👻 if you dont send this to 🔟 other thots💁🏽😤💋 you will get NO ♥♥♥♥🙅🏼👋🏽🍆🚫 this Halloween 😩🎃☠️

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Well to be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand GochiUsa. The humour is extremely clever, and without a solid grasp of cawfee knowledge most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. The fans have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the vast depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike GochiUsa truly ARE fools- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Chiya's famous words "Aido laiku soma mowa gween tee" which is a very subtle cryptic reference to the ancient chinese green tea (it's hard to notice with IQ as low as yours, but if you pay careful attention, you'll notice that gween tee and green tea are actually pronounced almost similarly). I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Cocoa's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

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Small 🐟 fish 🐟 🐟 🐟 stuck 🐟 in 🐟 a 🐟 fish 🐟 bowl
Do 🐟 you 🐟 pine 🐟 for 🐟 the 🐟 sea?
Watching 🐟 life 🐟 all 🐟 around 🐟 you
Are 🐟 you 🐟 looking 🐟 at 🐟 me?

Swim 🐟 around 🐟 in 🐟 a 🐟 circle
Come 🐟 along 🐟 when 🐟 it's 🐟 feeding 🐟 time
You're 🐟 the 🐟 king 🐟 of 🐟 the 🐟 castle
Who 🐟 likes 🐟 to 🐟 hide 🐟 (whoa-oh)
But 🐟 when 🐟 you 🐟 find 🐟 the 🐟 ocean
How 🐟 will 🐟 you 🐟 know 🐟 where 🐟 to 🐟 go?

Oohhhhh 🐟 ooh 🐟 ooh, 🐟 oh
Oooh-oooh 🐟 oooh 🐟 ooh 🐟 oh 🐟 oh 🐟 (x2)
Yeah...

小さい場所だけど
幸せそう
When 🐟 I 🐟 see 🐟 you 🐟 tomorrow
Will 🐟 you 🐟 remember 🐟 this 🐟 song?
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Oohhhhh 🐟 ooh 🐟 ooh, 🐟 oh
Oooh-oooh 🐟 oooh 🐟 ooh 🐟 oh 🐟 oh 🐟 (x2)
Yeah...

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What's good 😜 u candy cane ♥♥♥ guzzler 😍😍DICKCEMBER 🌲 is here and u know what that means ❄ HOE HOE HOE season has arrived santa put on your rudolph pasties 🔥 pop ur peppermint ♥♥♥♥♥ candy and sit by the fireplace with some hot COCKLATE 🍆😘if u want to get RAWED 👌👌👌under the mistletoe herb this christmAss gift 🎄🎄send this to 15 of your sluttiest elves womanman if u get 0 back pensive ur an UGLY GRINCH 🎄😟if u get 5 back relieved ur a SEXY SNOWMAN ☃☃if u get 10 back 😘 ur a BAD JINGLE BELL ♥♥♥♥♥ 🎅SHARE in 69 😣 seconds or you won't be gettin ♥♥♥♥♥♥ down screamin 🔥❄😣

The first time I saw you I couldn't take my eyes off you. In school I was always there for you when ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you dated treated you with 1% of the respect I have for you in 1% of my heart alone. I always offered to pay for your lunch even when you were dating other guys. When you wanted to go out because an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ had broke up with you and you needed to take your mind off it and I was busy I made time for you, but I also respected you when you were busy. In tenth grade when I masturbated for the first time I didn't think of pornstars like other guys but I thought of you. At prom you were the only one I wanted to take but you went with a douche who had asked another girl before you. That's the reason I didn't go because I couldn't go with you. I never told you this before but you've gone as far as you need to with all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you date. I'll be the last guy you ever date. Because we will never break up. A brother wouldn't do any of this but that's what you call me?!?!?!?!

Hello and heres a pancake recipe
Pancake Recipe Ingredients
2 cups all-purpose flour
2 ½ tsp baking powder
½ tsp salt
1 egg, beaten lightly
1 ½ cups milk
2 tbsp butter, melted

Sift together first three ingredients (to prevent lumps). In a separate bowl, mix egg and milk, then add it to flour mix, stirring until just smooth. Then stir in butter. If you want to mix it up, throw in blueberries, a tiny dice of apple, or bits of banana. Grease a griddle or nonstick pan with cooking spray or a little vegetable oil. Heat pan on medium for about ten minutes. Pour batter to form pancakes of whatever size you like. Cook first side until bubbles form on top, about three minutes; then flip and cook other side until it, too, is brown, about two minutes. Serve immediately with butter and syrup or hold briefly in warm oven. Serves four. Enjoy!

Lolis aren't sexy. I really hope you don't get aroused by their small, tender and fragile bodies; their young scent and looks; their delicate satiny skin that glosses as you lick it; their small but firm butt cheeks, round enough to engulf the tip of your glandis; their flat, non-developed breasts that would let the lotion slide, from their small and sweet collarbones, like a waterfall, down to their clear and pure cunny.
I REALLY hope you don't get aroused by this.

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The spanking that wipes out the dumb little thing you call your playtime. You're in big darn trouble, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wedgie you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed fartfights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States PTA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dorky bottom off the face of the playground, you little poopypants. If only you could have known what serious punishments your little "smartypants" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goshdarned tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you silly doofus. I will spray boogers all over you and you will cry about it. You're frickin grounded, buttmunch.

What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl's bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior.

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which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as BABYMETAL's genius wit unfolds itself in their headphones. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂 And yes, by the way, i DO have a BABYMETAL tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand BABYMETAL. The musical genius is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Japanese culture most of the music will go over a typical listener's head. There’s also Yui’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation- her personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these lyrics, to realise that they’re not just cute- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike BABYMETAL truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in their existential catchphrase “Gimme chocolate!!”

+rep took me out to dinner the other night at Olive Garden. I didn't even have a chance to reach for the check! Afterwards we went to see Marvel's "Ant-Man". The plot was great and the action scenes seemed really well developed. There was a little making-out between us (I won't go into details LOL), and it was overall a great viewing experience. I'm so glad Ant-Man beat that bad guy! He drove me home afterwards and walked me to my door like a real gentleman. I invited him inside for a glass of wine (and maybe something else if you get what I mean LOL), but he had to work early the next day so he politely declined. I hope he asks me out again because I enjoyed myself very much and was glad I finely found a man with a less than average endoyment (if you know what I mean LOL). Some men of ethnic racial statuses intimidate me a little more than normal individuals when I'm just trying to blow some shaft. Anyway, great night!

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