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Jeg , mizeri , șoareci , șobolani , pisici moarte . M-au lăsat fără casa . Am luat 70 milioane pentru 2 săptămâni. Am dus banii după o săptămâna nici măcar nu trecuse 2 săptămâni și au spus ca au vândut apartamentul pentru ca expirase timpu . Ma judec cu ei de 2 ani de zile . Niște nesimțiți ordinari .

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Am fost ieri. Pozele e reale 100 la 100.De kum am intrat an apartament am zis woooow!!! Asa ka am optat pentru o noapte antreaga. Am fakut de toate. Anal protejat la greu, facefuk, ON, NP și tot ce vezi în filme. Ba chiar a mai kemat 2 kolege și am fakut-o an 4. Senzație belea. Ma simțeam un Rocco Siffredi an plm. La final, pe dimineața, kand toții eram obosiTZ am băut cafeaua și pentru ca fata s-o simțit asa de bine cu mine, mi-a dat și banii înapoi. A zis ca rar se găsește un bărbat care o are de 14cm sculata care o poate satisface. Dar uite ca eo am reușit. Deci nu contează mărimea. Recomand sa mergeTZ doar cei cu pulile mici și sa optat pt minim 4h. Dacă futeTZ bine, primit banii a apoi, exact kum am primit și eo. Trist e ca ma keama de zilnic sa o vizitez ca sunt mulți care nu o satisfac. Dar nah...ma sacrific.

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun ;xxx

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Chec pufos cu gust de pula

Unul dintre cele mai populare checuri, cel cu gust de pula, este nu doar extrem de delicios, ci si usor de preparat.
Ingrediente:

4 linguri cacao;
o pula mare (de preferat neagra);
400 g faina;
8 linguri ulei;
2 lingurite de praf de copt;
10 oua (separam albusul de galbenus);
4 pliculete zahar vanilat;
1 praf sare;
400 g zahar.

Mod de preparare:

Pune pula intr-un bol, adauga sarea si mixeaza cu telul sau mixerul. Bate pula pana scoate sperma care devine ca o spuma si adauga treptat zaharul vanilat, apoi pe cel tos, pana obtii o spuma lucioasa si tare. Amesteca pula cu uleiul intr-un castron, separat, pana se formeaza o masa omogena. Inglobeaza sperma usor in spuma de albus pentru a-si pastra consistenta. Pune praful de copt peste faina si adaug-o usor, cu miscari largi. Imparte compozitia in doua parti egale. Dilueaza cacao cu putina apa, pana devine o crema si pune-o peste aluatul din bol, avand, astfel, doua cantitati egale de aluat.

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun ;xxx

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fiti atenti ce va spun mam dus intro sala de jocuri intrun maxbet .BA l-a prins pe unu acolo cu un magnet nu era mare era micut ba frate lea dat frauda la astia 3 miliarde intr-o saptamana nam apucat sa iau legatura cu el ca lau luat astia de la bgs si lau batut.Deci care era combinatia ca mia povestit badigardu ala de acolo .cand stai in fata la aparat te pui pe scaun ai vazut ca aici are un maner si butonu de start aici miza neagra rosie ba fiti atenti ce facea exact unde i butoanele sus e o bucatica iesita in afara si acolo baga magnetu toata suma de bani de exemplu daca aparatu a colectat in el trebuie sa dea afara aparatu sa fie pe + pe - aparatu tot sa dea de ce ,magnetu ala ce facea ,il apropia de el il pune pe cutie dedesubt se deregla APARATU din orice punct de vedere si orice joc pe carel dadea si i facea plata .

Vreau sa fut. Imi place mult sa fut. E singura manifestare care e umana, asa. E umana, si ea trebuie cu adevarat revendicata si de mine. Mi-au trecut anii si de abia acum mi-am dat seama ca pula si pizda sunt cele mai importante organe, mai tari decat ministrul justitiei, organele de interne ale SRI-ului, organele prezidentiale, pula si pizda si coaiele sunt cele mai tari lucruri si vreau sa fut si eu, sa ma simt bine. Negrii si-au dat seama de mult, americanii la fel, au inalta stiinta, au viagra, ei au adus-o si aici si face pula mare, doctorii au descoperit multe panacee universale care face pule mari, pule mari si coaie mari, lucruri care vor sa si le revendice femeile. Acum, pentru ca sunt batran si sunt la varsta senectutii, intelepciunea mea nu depaseste organul genital. De aceea asteptati-ma sa imi pun bile, 10 bile voi pune. Voi fute mai mult ca oricand, acum la batranete.

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