i spend all of my money when im paid on soggy cds that i then put in my soggy cd player and i listen to the soggys cds on my soggy cd player. the music has no face.

im so ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up i

♥♥♥♥♥ is jealous that my venom glands are bigger and cuter than yours

with a harpoon. im gonna pierce you through the middle with my harpoon

eventually my drones will find your gay ass then im gonna deploy with my jetpack and cowboy hat and pierce you through the middle to be taken back to my pop-up milkshake venue for processing into a delicious ice cream shake meal

:3

Unbox Now

ate

theyre eating little bits of my arms and legs real slow and it really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hurts

The Kowloon walled city

I'm gonna hunt you down and kill you.

niki. AAAAUAAUAUUUUUGUGUGUUGUGGHHHHHhh (death throes)

using my complete and utter dominion over my body to secrete the 550mL jar of perfume (glass included) i eated through my sweat glands and accidentally crying Neon Catgirl Cyber Hennessy

the angels in heaven are FIGHTING to keep me away from squirrel hell and kicking the little bastards into walls as hard as i can

Unbox Now

no thanks, i prefer a good old train battle, all theses gladiator battles on busses and sumo fights on ferries are for chumps. Back in my day it was improvised weapons and fisticuffs on a high speed train. TVs would appear as the intercom would announce the ensuing blood bath. bets placed and train cars wrecked and life long friends made.

all this new public transport bloodsports is nothing compared to the glory days of train battles

they're adding gladiator battles to public transport, if you preorder now you can have Gold Torn Jacket and Burning Used Needle

♥♥♥♥♥♥ stole my cat

theres no way this is real. im gonna

fart couch

The sheer amount of buttocks on this woman is just kafkasque

❤️🔥🔝🔥GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT CARD INFORMATION🔥🔥❤️❤️❤️🔥🔝🔝💀🤜🤛🔥🔥🔥

is in my game +rep

played scout -rep

Trans rights!

i will ♥♥♥♥ up your ♥♥♥♥ and balls

happy birthday kiddo

I don’t know you, Merry Christmas 🔫🔫

+rep patient and friendly

+rep great trader fast and polite

ok

BaDgE

+rep Thanks for trading with me! Also very trustable!

*God

He's just so tired HE HAS TO MAKE HIS OWN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LEVELS MARIO

almost

yee

I forgot to change it back, and I honestly can't be bothered to.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-xA6_Pc8wQ&ebc=ANyPxKpMf7BClx7Zk2Et7PbloeqfjeASx22fmj2m2N3_qm37-UJM7dk8X_7_sRGz7_Ia-NcGqV9RMxCPuQhHKyqepn2B08D-tA

Help me spam my notification babe
BABE = FRIEND

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvdf5n-zI14

So ye christian?

Waddup boob lover

GRAND DAD?!?!?

FLEENTSTONES?

nos

+rep 911/6969 dank memes everywhere

+rep for comminting dear god on my dupe