Some excuses he may use: It's hot in here / UNEVEN SURFACE / swallowed my GUM / ITCHY ARM / there's cat hair on my mousepad/ My hair got in my eyes / crumbs on my mousepad from PB&J / Grain of salt on my mousepad / the models lag when I see them on my screen / curve on mousepad / cant catch a break this game / Chat too fast / my Computer is overheating / I have a wedgie / my arm workout threw my aim off / my neck is sore / I had to scratch my back

$230 dollar mouse