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Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, United States
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🍆 🍆 🍆 𝓦𝓮 𝓬𝓪𝓷 𝓫𝓮 𝓯𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓼 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓯𝓾𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮 𝓰𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼^_^🍖 🍖 🍖
-- John Heywood
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You have a message from the operator.
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"?" he said.
-- (Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens)
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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The greatest love is a mother's, then a dog's, then a sweetheart's.
-- Polish proverb
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A neighbor came to Nasrudin, asking to borrow his donkey. "It is out on
loan," the teacher replied. At that moment, the donkey brayed loudly inside
the stable. "But I can hear it bray, over there." "Whom do you believe,"
asked Nasrudin, "me or a donkey?"
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Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning handsprings, or eating with
chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.
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Famous, adj.:
Conspicuously miserable.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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