thank you for getting me all round and pregnant every time it kicks it reminds me of you 💖💖

Hello, do you remember me? we used to play poke the boner back in high school

Hello, do you remember me? we used to play poke the boner back in high school

yo uhmm if you on that island can you tell santa to bring the gift laced out? thanks

My dearest I have arrived, against my will, in Boner City. This boner, which reaches higher than the heavens, renders me unfit for church, work, or god and requires me to cancel all remaining appointments today. If this recording finds you, you already know what we did behind the Apothecary!

dormammu i've come to bargain