I met this guy near my dorm. After chatting for a while, we became good friends. Then we started hanging out more. Lots of laughter, lots of banter and most importantly, a worthy friendship. Over the next few months, we got even closer. Then I invited him to my dorm room to hang out and have fun. When he arrived, he slammed me to the wall and whispered some nasty stuff to my ear while he was caressing and kissing my hair. Turns out, he was gay. Don't befriend this guy.

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So you died of cancer?

Can I have some shoes?

Kılıç için teşekkür ederim arkadaşım. Artık N kelimelerine ve jewlara karşı daha güçlüyüm

As a straight guy, erect ♥♥♥♥♥ are more attractive than boobs.

Everybody knows this. ♥♥♥♥♥ are the most attractive things humans have. They are smooth, they are not confusing in how they work (looking at you vaginas) and they are good sources of pleasure.

From a shape language theory perspective, ♥♥♥♥♥ are more attractive. They have a natural curve, a natural line of motion, and the ♥♥♥♥ head has naturally contrasting shapes, the shaft being a curved rectangle and the head being more triangular. The roundness of boobs communicates cuteness or comfortablility whereas the penis has a square and triangle shape, which communicates trustability but the triangle presents an edge, so perhaps the penis is not all it seems, which interests people.

Sometimes, I just look at gay porn so I can admire the ♥♥♥♥♥. Of course that's entirely from a purely shape language theory perspective lol.