-rep has been non stop playing a game called Necesse while calling it Incest every time he plays it. A little weird that's all he thinks about.

+rep this dude rips cigs when he drinks and drives

-rep runs it down with Garen every game then blames the jungler

+rep great meth

+rep very gay

+rep ♥♥♥♥

-rep too gay to ask out a coworker

-rep doesnt workout consistently

-rep bungie slave now

Toxic rat of a player and a dirtbag human being. Add me

This guy is the funniest guy I have ever met. You truly can't tell when he is acting like an idiot or when he just is that dumb! One of the comedians of all time, a true balancing act of "acting" and real. Ask him about his dorgy lore if you want a sample.

+rep let me smash on the first date

miserable player with a bad attitude

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Hi my name is Emily and I am a 22 year old girl that one day dreams to be a cat. I hope to travel to the land of africa to join the legendary jungle cats of the wild in order to learn their ways. I hope that one day I will be as great as they will ever be. I have glued permanent whiskers to my face and have begun to claw and meow viciously naked, while licking my arm up and down constantly. I even had a hairball early today, that means I'm making progress. Pls no copy pasteriono.

This guy is fantastic. Just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting a kill.

Well I DID join the Air Force...and everyone's always whining about how "easy" the Air Force is...and how it's not really the military....and we're all just a bunch of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the "Chair Force". I'll have all of you know....it's no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ picnic! When we deployed to the desert, the hotel we were in, the a/c unit went out! I had to stop wearing my black undershirt and switch to that god-awful OD shirt! What's worse is, in the middle of the night, the people outside...which I assumed were the room service people, who lived in the tents, were always so loud....we had to open the windows and yell down at them to knock off that music. They said something it being "scuds" in the distance, whatever that means....stupid room service people. Anyway, after a long, grueling, soul-shattering 2 week deployment, we were back home, stateside, back by the pool. Worst. War. Ever.

I am the ultimate alpha male. I only climax for 1 of 2 reasons. I either climax for the purpose of reproduction with a beautiful woman (because that's the only kind of woman worthy of me) or I climax for the purpose of free protein. I need immense protein to maintain my ultimate alpha male body, and 4-5 ♥♥♥ loads a day is sufficient for me. It's not gay it its mine, but I wouldn't expect you pathetic beta males to understand. I bet you waste your seed into napkins, tissue, and tube socks. How sad, wasting all that protein. Wasting all those offspring. Its optimal for me to masturbate with my legs over my head so I can practice stretching before my workout while I obtain my protein. All the gym betas in the locker room just look away in disgust, but again, I wouldn't be offended by an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who only focus on vanity muscles. You beta losers better start acting like real men.

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Just because it doesn't match your beauty standards, doesn't mean it's bad. I cannot begin to comprehend why you dont like it. It seems the divide between you and I (on intellectual levels) is greater than I could have ever imagined. While I was busy creating the next big thing, you and your underdeveloped brain decided to humor me with “comedy gold,” as others have said recently. Well, you certainly have failed to humor me — in fact, you have actually made me quite upset. It is for that I applaud you, I truly do. You may have just been the first of the cesspool of commoners to finally pique my attention, the first whose utter ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ opinion absolutely didn't make my day.

This dude looks like a dog, ♥♥♥♥♥ like a dog, and ♥♥♥♥♥ his dog.

must suk bein silver. i wuldnt kno. im a gold nova 1

Anyways, um... I bought a whole bunch of shungite rocks, do you know what shungite is? Anybody know what shungite is? No, not Suge Knight, I think he's locked up in prison. I'm talkin' shungite. Anyways, it's a two billion year-old like, rock stone that protects against frequencies and unwanted frequencies that may be traveling in the air. That's my story, I bought a whole bunch of stuff. Put 'em around the la casa. Little pyramids, stuff like that

this dude lets games run while he's way for weeks and days at a time to make it look like he has actual game experience. Bannerlord? Awful lord and quite honestly an embarrassment to his family line. Dark souls? I don't even think this dude knows how to D O D G E. My 9 year old cousin struggles less against artorias than this guy struggles against the gargoyles (50+ attempts btw). Pathetic. Don't believe this guy knows how to game just because of the hours logged. It's the same situation with those csgo players with 5000 hours who are stuck in silver: some idiots are destined to be garbage. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk™

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*strolls along the sidewalk* ♫"La-de-la-de-daaaaa"♫ *Sees you* ^V^!!!!!!!!!! *sneakily creeps up behind you, then glomps you* "H-hewwoooo!!!!! M-m-member MEEEEE" oVo

*You sit there, unenthused and a little confused*

"Ughhhh!!!!!* T^T "How do yew not member me?" *crosses paws and thinks*

*After a few seconds* OvO! "Oh! Yew may not member me, but you'll probably member this!!!" *Pulls out huge furry ♥♥♥♥. The ♥♥♥♥ looks at you and smiles*

*You get a big ol fat boner and you remember me* ^o^ "I knew you would member sir-fuzzycock the third!*

Anyway, why did you ban me from Discord?

I want you all to know that i met this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in my late 20s. I had a wife, an amazing son, and a beautiful home overlooking the gorgeous wine country in Sonoma. I met this man right here. Jargon is a bastard. He seduced my wife, stole my own son's love, and took away my life. He burned my house down and left with people who i thought loved me. Reality slapped me so hard that day and now I have nothing to show for it except an out of control meth addiction. Ive been living in a cave i dug in the ashes and foundations of my old life. This heartless ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ needs to face justice.

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Howdy Partner! I wanted to extend this here cowbows hat to yourself because I heard around these parts that you are fixin to enter the 3 inch posse! Look son, I remebered when I first joined the group, I was darn tootin mad about havin a small ♥♥♥♥, but like yourself I came to embrace it when I begun to ran with fellow 3 inchers. Glad to have ya partner, youll need to run up to Quinns beachhouse in order to find the other members of the 3 inchers. YeeeeeeHawwwwwwwwwwww

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10/10 service. His advertisement says all bark and no bite, but he was biting me plenty. OOOOOOHHHhhhh god yes he has a strong jaw (wettttt). Would recommend to friends,

You ever meet someone who can say to an admin with a dead straight face that they got banned unfairly, AFTER he was caught saying "♥♥♥♥ the jews" ? This guy is that someone. Get to know him. Can't say enough about him. (He's also 5'11 280 lbs (T H I C C))

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you ill-bred bastard? I’ll have you know I was promoted top of my legion in King Yargolek's party, I’ve been involved in numerous battles against the Swadians, and I have performed over 300 confirmed scalpations. I am trained in horse archery and I’m the top archer in the entire Vaegir Kingdom. You are nothing to me but just another looter. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Calradia, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare longbow. Not only am I extensively trained in archery, but I have access to the entire army of the Vaegir Kingdom and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable Kingdom of Swadia off the face of the continent, you little bootlicking wretch. I will ♥♥♥♥ arrows all over you and you will be knocked unconscious by them. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ captured, whelp.

THIS IS A PSA: KUSH ALIENZ ARE ATTACKING THE WHITE HOUSE.

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this is a pre-recorded message. [TRANSCRIPT] our technologically advanced Thot Detection System™ has indicated large amounts of you being a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hoe. the individual who sent you this has wanted you to know that they are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sick of your ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stop. [END TRANSCRIPT]

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Happy Birthday my man keep it up

hey if shes 14 im 14

it feels better when she aint awake ;)

You are a hot little potato rn

Happy birthday you ghostly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

WOW BRO VAPE ACTUALLY DOES LEAD TO CIGGYS

BRO DO YOU EVEN SMOKE CIGS

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in school telling me, always in the barber shop Chief Keef ain’t bout this, Chief Keef ain’t bout that My boy a BD on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Lamron and them he- he they say that ♥♥♥♥♥ don’t be putting in no work SHUT THE ♥♥♥♥ UP! Y'all ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ain’t know ♥♥♥♥! All ya ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ talk about Chief Keef ain’t no hitta Chief Keef ain’t this Chief Keef a fake SHUT THE ♥♥♥♥ UP Y'all don’t live with that ♥♥♥♥♥ Y'all know that ♥♥♥♥♥ got caught with a ratchet Shootin' at the police and ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ been on probation since ♥♥♥♥♥♥, I don’t know when!

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥' playin' him like that Them ♥♥♥♥♥♥ savages out there If I catch another ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ talking sweet about Chief Keef I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beating they ass! I’m not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ playing no more You know those ♥♥♥♥♥♥ role with Lil' Reese and them. Did you not see in this ♥♥♥♥♥ remix?! I jus hit anotha lick, stained his ass cause he a ♥♥♥♥♥, I know you ain't with this ♥♥♥♥♥. Y'all need to stop- I swear to god yo. That ♥♥♥♥ irk me the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ most bro when somebody sittin up there talkin up there talkin bout nah Chief Keef aint about that he ain't be rappin about that. SHUT THE ♥♥♥♥ UP! I know when a real ♥♥♥♥♥ rap cause I feel that ♥♥♥♥, AND I FEEL KEEF. Thats it. ♥♥♥♥ you mean. That's my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥

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