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Might be my favorite horror game ever, I'm gonna need a Mercenaries mode for the Leon combat ASAP pretty please Capcom I love you

My husband fell off a cliff

these fishes gay! good for them, good for them.

This game is so adorable and the character creator is so incredible, I'm already in love with it :3

RIP Tango Gameworks

Thanks for such a unique and incredible game

The Free Lanes update was everything I wanted it to be, I absolutely love this game. It's got the charm of a Bethesda RPG in a Sci-fi setting, and I am an absolute sucker for it.

Easy contender for my Game of the Year, Resident Evil 4 is entirely faithful to the original game while changing things around in a way that improves the original experience, and it's really fun seeing things and places from the original game almost repurposed or changed in a way that leaves it looking familiar yet subverts your expectations. This is everything a remake should be, and I absolutely adore this game :)

This is the most pathetic excuse for a 'horror' 'game' I have ever seen in my life. This is such an obvious cash grab made to take advantage of children. Don't give it the half hour that could be better spent playing something else.

First of all, when I checked the system requirements, I found that there are none aside from a 64-bit processor, as the game "works on everything." This is a straight up lie. You cannot say a game works on every single system because that's just not possible? Not only do you not know whether or not the game will have compatibility issues with certain system setups, but also, you cannot guarantee that this game will work older systems. This is clearly a way to draw children in because they'll think, "Wow! I can play this game on dad's old pc!" Children don't know about the requirements of pc games. This is such a dirty move and was a a really big red flag before I even went into the game. Because of this, I downloaded it onto my older pc running an AMD Radeon RX 560 graphics card, an AMD FX-6300 CPU with 8 GBytes of memory to truly see whether it "works on everything." The game defaults to highest graphics settings, and loading into the game with this setup, it wasn't performing well (what a surprise). I bumped the graphics down to medium, which was better but still not great, but I kept playing on those graphics settings.

Visually, this game is not the best. Strange, low res textures, visual artifacts, I assume all because I was playing on a lesser pc at medium graphics because of the above statement. Let's talk about the monster designs though. They are... strange. I don't think you can even call them monsters, they aren't scary. Just strange blob creatures that don't even feel like they would exist in a real kindergarten setting. The designs feel like they were just an afterthought, ultimately lazy, simple designs that are only made to be put on shirts and hoodies to make a quick buck. Which, on another note, makes it very clear why this game exists in the first place because there is a link to the merch store on the main menu of the game, but more on that later. In terms of the environment, the design is odd. The assets used feel like they don't fit together at all which makes total sense when you're only using pre-made assets for your environment. Some objects have too much detail and some and way too little, like the strangely low-res couches compared to the computers. It just looks like a mess. This doesn't feel like a place that people would take their children to. Also, the 'cafeteria' area is so strange to me because there's not even a kitchenette or anything, just two vending machines and quite a big sitting area, it's weird. The environment is just ultra weird, none of it makes sense.

The gameplay itself is okay-ish. It has the most bland "puzzle" mechanics that can be very clunky at times. The drone you use to press buttons (who would put buttons that high up anyways?) is very slow and doesn't even go where I wanted it to sometimes, it's got very odd pathfinding. The other controls were fine, however. The "puzzles" were not challenging in any way. However, storywise, there's no reasoning for us to be there at all from what I can tell. The story is so confusing and I'm like 90% sure there isn't even a story there, we're just running around pressing buttons with a random drone we found, scanning keycards and feeding the bird whole eggs. It does not feel like there was a proper story planned at all. The major events that happen throughout this incredibly short game were all shown in the trailer as well. I expected everything. My expectations were already low but my god, what was even the point of anything that happened? This is clearly just something meant for kids to get excited about because this is just mindless "horror" where nothing of note even happens! This game feels like a big joke!

What is up with the death screens as well. Everything in this game just makes me feel like it's a joke meant to take advantage of kids who don't know better and think a "monster" running around in a place at night with you is the scariest thing ever. I feel like I'm actively being pranked by the devs while playing this game. The notes that you find around the place feel like satire, I can't take any of this seriously. Look, I love horror games, they're one of my favorite kinds of games, Silent Hill, Resident Evil, FNAF even, it's one of the best genres out there and can be properly scary if you try hard enough. But it doesn't feel like there was even an attempt to make this game scary. There was no love and care put into this game. This is soulless. A horrid "game" made to trick children into giving the devs money. It's a mess. Don't play this game.

I've played this a lot on the Oculus Quest 2 and have missed it for a long time when I switched to the HTC Vive and Valve Index, but now that it's finally here on Steam, I can confidently say that this is my favorite game of all time. I have always enjoyed Spider-Man as a kid, and have always wanted to swing through the city like he would, but I've also been a big fan of the Just Cause series and how it utilized the grappling hook for traversal. This takes both of those concepts and combines them into one, and throws in fast paced, action packed fights against giant robots. I couldn't ask for a more perfect game. I've only played for 3 hours on Steam but on the Quest, I've played for far more time. The story is enjoyable, I love the characters, and I love how much it insists on you to actively attract heat to fight the enemies during missions. The swinging is really perfect, and combine that with the weapons and abilities, it really makes you feel like a superhero, it's fantastic. This game is wonderful :)

This game is magical, a piece of art, and an unforgettable experience. The tricks it pulls with Max's ability to rewind time coupled with the choices in the game are just fantastic, and when you look deeper into the story, it subverts your expectations to what the consequences for your actions are. If anyone is looking for an enjoyable, drama-filled adventure with sci-fi elements, then you simply can't pass up on this one. :)