像噩梦一样生活在美国。非常糟糕的政府，。大家都生气，。没有共享文化，只有许多白人墨西哥犹太人黑人。这可怕的运势，不像光辉的汉人，缺乏核心力量。噩梦国度

当中共吞并美国时，你将被抛入太空，保证。

If your a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ full grown Aussie, this is what you’d have for breakfast you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dog ♥♥♥♥♥, a fackin’ VB LONGNECK At 20 to eight at in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Morning

18 NAKED COWBOYS IN THE SHOWERS AT RAM RANCH

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)