One day I was at a local pharmacy to get some antidepressants and was just about to tell the employee what I wanted when suddenly I felt a finger on my butt (not inside it was just touching the asterisk). I turn around and it was Stephen Hawking! My mind went bababooyy. He actually moved his arm but when I turnt he played paralyzed again. He whispered to me in his roborical voice 'Want to come to island?'. 'Island? Why yes 😃!' I said. I was a poor little mofo so I accepted immediately.

We flew in his helicopter and landed on the island. It was around 6 pm. I was given a room to wait in and at around 6:01 pm a guy named Epstein came in and gave me directions for a party they organized and that Mister Hawking was going to be there.

So I went there and all was dandy. There were different people, lots of people of my age: I was 14 but younger too but lots of old people too from 30 to 60 year olds. Weird but who gives a damn we,re at an island babyyy 😃🤪!

I was excited until a bad mood sprang like a snake. I was talking to Stephen (he told me to call him Stephen for short, what a nice guy dude 🙂😭...) until he told me that I seemed sad. I refused it but he suggested we take the elevator and go up and outside and so we did.

There was a sunshine and it was beautiful. He asked me what was wrong and he grabbed me by the waist. I felt comforted. He also brought a white board. He told me to write the mechanical quantum equations of motional gravity of black holes. I was like 'where did you keep this white board man 😮🤯?' So I stood there and thought but nothing came. He suggested that I put my clothes off so that I could think better and I thought he was right. He made some weird robotical sounds when I put out my clothes like 'ah oh bla cku ho ru ah oo'. I just remembered: I didn't get to take my antidepressants; I hopped right into Hawking's helicopter. I was feeling sad. 'I don't know the equation of black holes professor 😔☹️.' I said. 'It's okay' he said: 'this is a common experience by human beings; no need to be ashamed. Come here. Give me your black hole.' I sat comfortably.

It was so satisfying. The sunshine. The thin c0ck. The experience was insane. I got my a$$hole kindly destroyed by Stephen Hawking. I'd give this experience a 10/10. When it ended... I was sad as f*ck and my a$$hole hurt a bit; hopefully it was a thin d!ck hohoho. I was returned to the mainland and was told by Stephen not to talk about what happened in the island. I don't understand why I should gatekeep this incredible experience from you all so here I am 😁✌🏽. If you got the opportunity accept any offers to the island. You'll not regret it!

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